Funny, we had a scouse family in front of us going to Turkey, pretty much a scouse version of Shameless, all with something physically odd about them, along with the usual letting everyone know they’re from Liverpoooooooooool, and they’re also dead funny, orange tan for the girls, and all with one front tooth bigger than the other, but there was one in the party who actually looked and acted quite “normal”, pretty quiet and seemed like a nice lad, something me and my girlfriend both commented on, but then he turned round and looked at us, one eye had gone shopping , the other coming back with the change, bog-eyed to fuck, don’t know how I contained myself.