Holly Willoughby - stalker gets life (minimun 15 years) P31

[Mozzer]

Why do they need a "presenter"?
- part 1 - chat with some twat pimping their new book
- part 2 - chat with some twat pimping their new TV show
- part 3 - sell some shite tents and cheap tat to masquerade as clothes for overweight couch potatoes
- part 4 - drum-up interest in some boring shite soap storylines to hopefully increase viewing figures
- part 5 - giggling gimp cooks-up some pre-prepared shite to feed the couch potatoes
- part 6 - julie and the back office girls call in to vanessa for some made-up life crisis bad advice
- part 7 - get gok wan on screen for some shite to lift everyone's mood after part 6
- part 8 - chat with some twat pimping their new film

All parts to be interspersed with lengthy advertising breaks and all products referenced in the show to be available on the app.

Simple job for AI.

Ha ha!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

 

[BlueHammer85]

Why do they need a "presenter"?
- part 1 - chat with some twat pimping their new book
- part 2 - chat with some twat pimping their new TV show
- part 3 - sell some shite tents and cheap tat to masquerade as clothes for overweight couch potatoes
- part 4 - drum-up interest in some boring shite soap storylines to hopefully increase viewing figures
- part 5 - giggling gimp cooks-up some pre-prepared shite to feed the couch potatoes
- part 6 - julie and the back office girls call in to vanessa for some made-up life crisis bad advice
- part 7 - get gok wan on screen for some shite to lift everyone's mood after part 6
- part 8 - chat with some twat pimping their new film

All parts to be interspersed with lengthy advertising breaks and all products referenced in the show to be available on the app.

Simple job for AI.

Let’s not forget Andy Peters or some Ex Big Brother no mark on the Beach in the Caribbean telling you how you could win 1 million pound by spending £5 text entries

 

[jimharri]

Let’s not forget Andy Peters or some Ex Big Brother no mark on the Beach in the Caribbean telling you how you could win 1 million pound by spending £5 text entries

No; please, let's forget them. Daytime TV is mind numbing shite.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

No; please, let's forget them. Daytime TV is mind numbing shite.

He forgot how to spell Andi.

 

[jimharri]

He forgot how to spell Andi.

He's a West Ham fan; you need to make allowances.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Soon to be replaced by another talentless moron who's only skill in life is the ability to speak

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Why do they need a "presenter"?
- part 1 - chat with some twat pimping their new book
- part 2 - chat with some twat pimping their new TV show
- part 3 - sell some shite tents and cheap tat to masquerade as clothes for overweight couch potatoes
- part 4 - drum-up interest in some boring shite soap storylines to hopefully increase viewing figures
- part 5 - giggling gimp cooks-up some pre-prepared shite to feed the couch potatoes
- part 6 - julie and the back office girls call in to vanessa for some made-up life crisis bad advice
- part 7 - get gok wan on screen for some shite to lift everyone's mood after part 6
- part 8 - chat with some twat pimping their new film

This sounds very like the new format for the BBC 6 o'clock national news.

 

[mexico1970]

They should ask Jeremy Clarkson to take over the hot seat, that'd boost the viewing figures.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Bring back Richard and Judy.