I want us to beat the Dipper Filth away.
I want us to beat the Dipper Scum at home.
I want us to draw the Candle Burners in the Carabao Cup and knock them out at Anfilth.
I want us to draw the Bin Dippers in the FA Cup away and knock them out with a last minute Sterling screamer in front of the Kop.
I want us to draw the Red Scouse Victims in the Champions League, preferably in the Final, and knock them out with a Sterling hat trick and a Milner own goal.
I want the Hub Cap Lifters team bus to break down a mile from the Etihad and them being forced to walk the rest of the way alongside the City fans.
Oh, and back to back titles and a couple of domestic cups would be nice too.
JJ