Horse Burger anyone?

[sir baconface]

I asked the Tesco sales assistant what to put on my burger.

She said "Don't risk much, mate, it lost its last four races".

 

[LittleStan]

 

[york away to this!]

^^^that's great, end of thread!!

 

[TCIB]

Haha, brilliant stuff

 

[Pride_In_Battle]

Love it!

 

[allan harper]

Us morning posters were much funnier than the evening shift, hope the night shift can improve on the puns tonight.

 

[lunebleu]

Hamburgers is an anagram of 'Shergar Bum'

 

[Carstairs]

I was in the Tesco Cafe ordering my food and the girl serving asked me if I wanted anything on my burger.

So I had a fiver each way.

 

[allan harper]

Is it morning shift yet.

 

[LittleStan]

Sales of "My Lidl Pony" are up apparently.