Hot Doctor

[The Pink Panther]

You should have told her that your Mrs had sent you because your cock tastes funny

 

[Summerbuzz]

a couple of years ago I went to the quacks with what I thought was a lump on one of my balls, when I walked in the room my usual GP wasn't there but instead this absolutely beautiful 20 odd yo hot Asian babe, at first I bottled it and thought about making summat up but then thought fuck it, she had a right good feel without any gloves. She deffo wanted it, well at least that's what I told myself.

My GP arranged for me to have an ultrasound down there. The ultrasound operators were a stunning scandanavian blonde and a cute brunette,both in their mid to late twenties. The appointment was for 7.45 am. I had hardly slept in weeks. It was 0 degrees outside, windy, raining. I had sat on an overcrowded bus next to a real old battleaxe. The last time I had gone to that hospital.... don't ask. The waiting room was a nightmare. I had been off work for some time and realised how hard up the hospital was - I felt really awful about myself for not contributing more to society.

This is a long winded series of excuses for why, by the time they got me to undress and made to squirt gel on my sack, my penis had shrunk to the size of an acorn. They proceeded to talk very cheerfully and wittily about why they thought I looked a bit wierd down there (one ball being three times the size of the other), but probably didn't have a problem. As I went to stand up, all the change in my back pocket fell on the chair/bed. The blonde, without missing a beat, chirped in, 'My, what a nice big tip you have left us!'.

My ego has never quite recovered.

 

[Cellarite]

Book an appointment
Walk confidently into her office
When she asks how she can help, slap your knob on her desk
She may handle it to check it's condition
When she says "What's wrong with it?" you must reply "Nothing, it's a fucking beauty isn't it?"
Get out of the surgery before the fuzz arrive.

 

[charliebigspuds]

a couple of years ago I went to the quacks with what I thought was a lump on one of my balls, when I walked in the room my usual GP wasn't there but instead this absolutely beautiful 20 odd yo hot Asian babe, at first I bottled it and thought about making summat up but then thought fuck it, she had a right good feel without any gloves. She deffo wanted it, well at least that's what I told myself.

My GP arranged for me to have an ultrasound down there. The ultrasound operators were a stunning scandanavian blonde and a cute brunette,both in their mid to late twenties. The appointment was for 7.45 am. I had hardly slept in weeks. It was 0 degrees outside, windy, raining. I had sat on an overcrowded bus next to a real old battleaxe. The last time I had gone to that hospital.... don't ask. The waiting room was a nightmare. I had been off work for some time and realised how hard up the hospital was - I felt really awful about myself for not contributing more to society.

This is a long winded series of excuses for why, by the time they got me to undress and made to squirt gel on my sack, my penis had shrunk to the size of an acorn. They proceeded to talk very cheerfully and wittily about why they thought I looked a bit wierd down there (one ball being three times the size of the other), but probably didn't have a problem. As I went to stand up, all the change in my back pocket fell on the chair/bed. The blonde, without missing a beat, chirped in, 'My, what a nice big tip you have left us!'.

My ego has never quite recovered.

don't envy you there pal, mine went like that when I had the snip, understandable really but the women that did it was a fit Eastern European bird, my knob had and has never since looked in such a sorry state as it did that day.

 

[andy h]

Who is your Dr?

Dr Kaye.

(the only male quack there )

i'm a fairly new patient there though and i haven't actually seen the female docs , what they like?

Get an emergency appointment with Dr Whitehead.And stare :o)
If she has a low cut top on though.

Did she spurt white stuff all over you when you gave her a squeeze?

 

[cityfansimon]

Who is your Dr?

Dr Kaye.

(the only male quack there )

i'm a fairly new patient there though and i haven't actually seen the female docs , what they like?

Get an emergency appointment with Dr Whitehead.And stare :o)
If she has a low cut top on though.

That's the one, couldnt remember her name. Good looking blonde lady?

Serious question though, when the doctor is fiddling with your nuts , where do you put your hands? In your pockets, on your waist or on their head/shoulders?

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

So, I've been sick for a little over a week and finally went to the doctor. My normal doctor left the practice and the new one is a woman in her mid-twenties who is smoking hot. Not hot in a slutty way but in a good girl with a smoking body way.

This is weird to me, I'm not sure I'm comfortable with the whole situation. I also don't know if I'll be able to stay in control if she ever has to "check" anything downstairs.

Tell her you're pissing broken glass and green puss is coming out. Shout 'Bingo' when she checks. She doesn't seem up for it, fuck knows... it's always worked for me.

sure, we believe you mate ;)

had a hottie for a medical once,real smokin` ...she dropped the hands on the balls so quick for the cough, i was in shock. but like the OP and Mcmanus here, i didn t get laid.

 

[peoffrey]

I had to go to the University Dentist Hospital once and the girl extracting my rogue tooth had huge tits which were pressed up against me for most of the operation. It made an uncomfortable situation a little easier.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

I had to go to the University Dentist Hospital once and the girl extracting my rogue tooth had huge tits which were pressed up against me for most of the operation. It made an uncomfortable situation a little easier.

i bet you cried like a little girl to get more attention!

 

[Pigeonho]

Whatever your medical problem is, whether it be a cough, tonsils fucked, broken toe or even just bad cat aids, no matter what it is you make sure you insist she gets a sperm sample.