Hot Tubs

Shaelumstash said:
If it’s a proper hot tub, they’re fucking mega. Great place to switch off on your own and let your mind wander. Even better to enjoy with your Mrs (and your Mrs mates ;-)

You can have them cooler in the summer to have a quick dip to cool down, but they’re even better in the winter at night when the air is cold and fresh and the water is nice and warm.

If it’s one of them blow up jobbies from B&M I’d sack it off.
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Oh yeah it’s the real deal. Little gazebo covering it, lights beaming out everywhere (ruined trying to spot space X on Saturday night for me) and I think they’ve got speakers in it too, but can’t confirm. The missus has text them back saying we’re going, I’m pisssd off. She’s not from the UK so probably thinks this sort of behaviour is normal and doesn’t realise the very real threat of one of the stripping off. If I don’t have full use of fat boys Karcher by sat morning it’ll all be in vain.
 
brooklandsblue2.0 said:
Oh yeah it’s the real deal. Little gazebo covering it, lights beaming out everywhere (ruined trying to spot space X on Saturday night for me) and I think they’ve got speakers in it too, but can’t confirm. The missus has text them back saying we’re going, I’m pisssd off. She’s not from the UK so probably thinks this sort of behaviour is normal and doesn’t realise the very real threat of one of the stripping off. If I don’t have full use of fat boys Karcher by sat morning it’ll all be in vain.
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Them bloody jets get everywhere, keep an eye out for rogue air pockets in your trunks. Fatties Mrs might get the wrong idea and think she’s in for a high powered jet wash.
 
brooklandsblue2.0 said:
Oh yeah it’s the real deal. Little gazebo covering it, lights beaming out everywhere (ruined trying to spot space X on Saturday night for me) and I think they’ve got speakers in it too, but can’t confirm. The missus has text them back saying we’re going, I’m pisssd off. She’s not from the UK so probably thinks this sort of behaviour is normal and doesn’t realise the very real threat of one of the stripping off. If I don’t have full use of fat boys Karcher by sat morning it’ll all be in vain.
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You know how to upload pics right?
 
It depends on the trade. What's your missus like?

I had a mate whose girlfriend was some beautiful, young blonde and he was persuaded to go to a swinger's party by one of his bosses at work. Anyway, he persuades his girlfriend thinking it'll be something different and a bit kinky so they turn up at this party and it's just full of old men who've brought along their fat, menopausal wives. He said he left not long after but not sure I believe him.
 
Little story.
After doing a few cruises, I noticed that fat people seemed always to be sat in the hot spa, there's a few of them on most ships I've been on.
On one cruise I got friendly with someone who works on the ship in passing I mentioned the fat people always in the spa I mean some fat women which sit in there for hours.
She told me that the reason they sit in the hot tub is because they can't fit into shower cubicle in their cabin which are very small on a ship.
So they use the tub as a bath.
Obviously I've never been in one since.
 
nimrod said:
Little story.
After doing a few cruises, I noticed that fat people seemed always to be sat in the hot spa, there's a few of them on most ships I've been on.
On one cruise I got friendly with someone who works on the ship in passing I mentioned the fat people always in the spa I mean some fat women which sit in there for hours.
She told me that the reason they sit in the hot tub is because they can't fit into shower cubicle in their cabin which are very small on a ship.
So they use the tub as a bath.
Obviously I've never been able to squeeze out this one since
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nimrod said:
Little story.
After doing a few cruises, I noticed that fat people seemed always to be sat in the hot spa, there's a few of them on most ships I've been on.
On one cruise I got friendly with someone who works on the ship in passing I mentioned the fat people always in the spa I mean some fat women which sit in there for hours.
She told me that the reason they sit in the hot tub is because they can't fit into shower cubicle in their cabin which are very small on a ship.
So they use the tub as a bath.
Obviously I've never been in one since.
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Eeeewwwww !!!!! Imagine cleaning the filter. Pubes,lice,scabs,fluff,dangle berries and the remains of the 'all you can eat' buffet
 
Another true story....Used to see a Bolton lass many many moons ago who i knew had a reputation but i fell in love, blah blah blah so booked us a week in Mexico, Cancun at some hotel i barely remember but it had Blue in the name and was adults only which should have rang alarm bells.

Swingers hotel and i do mean swingers, dominated by yanks and it was also spring break week.

24 hours in, massive row as she wanted to partake of the fun, i didn't and i barely saw her for the rest of the week as she fucked herself stupid, i sat by the pool each day on the unlimited ale and we went back home without a word to each other and that was that.

Bitch! Never thought id share that story as it isnt a great one or one to be proud of but there you go.
 
blueinsa said:
Another true story....Used to see a Bolton lass many many moons ago who i knew had a reputation but i fell in love, blah blah blah so booked us a week in Mexico, Cancun at some hotel i barely remember but it had Blue in the name and was adults only which should have rang alarm bells.

Swingers hotel and i do mean swingers, dominated by yanks and it was also spring break week.

24 hours in, massive row as she wanted to partake of the fun, i didn't and i barely saw her for the rest of the week as she fucked herself stupid, i sat by the pool each day on the unlimited ale and we went back home without a word to each other and that was that.

Bitch! Never thought id share that story as it isnt a great one or one to be proud of but there you go.
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If it was a swingers hotel did you not think of getting some yourself if she was off getting her vagina turned into an empty headlock?
 
SWP's back said:
Ha. Happened to a mate of mine that. Went to separate rooms and he was proper excited as he fancied his mates Mrs but it turned sour for him when he finished after a few minutes and had to listen to his own Mrs getting railed for an hour whilst he had a brew. They broke up a few weeks after that.
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'a mate' that old chestnut!!
 
feedmpenzaandhewillscore said:
If it was a swingers hotel did you not think of getting some yourself if she was off getting her vagina turned into an empty headlock?
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I was that fucking annoyed with her, i literally drank myself into a stuper each day and just wanted the week out of the way.

Cancun was a red hot Blackpool as well, just substitute 20,000 Scots in Rangers/Celtic jerseys for rowdy/loud American teenagers although she seemed to enjoy it!
 
And as if by magic, the ad at the bottom of this thread is for hot tubs!
Get yourself dipped in the swingers' sluice and don't forget to video the whole sordid occasion. All in the name of research of course.
Don't forget your PPE...
 
Take your laptop and a stool. Get yourself in the hot tub, a few mins of small talk, then load up the laptop and start a Zoom session.

Post the link on here. Just say you've invited some friends but want to respect social distancing.

I'll wear my swim shorts and take my laptop in the bath.
 
Crouchinho said:
Think they are a load of bullshite. Everyone I know only uses it for a few months then the novelty wears off. Like a new kitchen item you brag about then only use it once every 1-4 years

Let's have a dirty hot bath which has 4 month manky water full of fecal matter, saliva and short and curlies just because its outside and different
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You've sold me.
 
blueinsa said:
Another true story....Used to see a Bolton lass many many moons ago who i knew had a reputation but i fell in love, blah blah blah so booked us a week in Mexico, Cancun at some hotel i barely remember but it had Blue in the name and was adults only which should have rang alarm bells.

Swingers hotel and i do mean swingers, dominated by yanks and it was also spring break week.

24 hours in, massive row as she wanted to partake of the fun, i didn't and i barely saw her for the rest of the week as she fucked herself stupid, i sat by the pool each day on the unlimited ale and we went back home without a word to each other and that was that.

Bitch! Never thought id share that story as it isnt a great one or one to be proud of but there you go.
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Haha oh no mate. Sorry for you. That must have been horrible.
 
SWP's back said:
Haha oh no mate. Sorry for you. That must have been horrible.
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It was at the time pmsl but one of those you look back on and smile thinking thank fuck i got out of that one in time.

Seriously though people you think live normal lives, put into a situation where sex is available and some just go off the fucking rails and go crazy, regardless of the repercussions.
 
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