House Alarms

[Thenumber1blue]

Get right up my fuckin nose,constantly going off for no reason.Everyone ignores them,so what's the point !

 

[tidyman]

Get right up my fuckin nose,constantly going off for no reason.Everyone ignores them,so what's the point !

If a burglar has two houses in mind and he has no preference which, he'll go for the one without the alarm, if the other one has.

 

[BlueBearBoots]

Get right up my fuckin nose,constantly going off for no reason.Everyone ignores them,so what's the point !

If a burglar has two houses in mind and he has no preference which, he'll go for the one without the alarm, if the other one has.

Or he'll think that the one with the alarm has more to protect so more swag!

 

[skiddypants]

If a burglar has two houses in mind and he has no preference which, he'll go for the one without the alarm, if the other one has.

Not if it has a very big nasty Dog.

 

[bgblue]

I've got a big nasty dog, and a house alarm

 

[paphos-mcfc]

If a burglar has two houses in mind and he has no preference which, he'll go for the one without the alarm, if the other one has.

Not if it has a very big nasty Dog.

Unless he's clever. A piece of steak and a little bit of chemistry.

 

[Thenumber1blue]

Get right up my fuckin nose,constantly going off for no reason.Everyone ignores them,so what's the point !

If a burglar has two houses in mind and he has no preference which, he'll go for the one without the alarm, if the other one has.

If I was a burglar,I wouldn't be bothered by a pointless alarm which everyone ignores !

 

[RandomJ]

If a burglar has two houses in mind and he has no preference which, he'll go for the one without the alarm, if the other one has.

Not if it has a very big nasty Dog.

My uncle bought a big nasty dog to protect the home and he got robbed and the bloody thing slept through the whole thing.

 

[bgblue]

If the burglar can get past her (not the wife), then he's welcome to the lot

 

[Blue Mist]

If a burglar has two houses in mind and he has no preference which, he'll go for the one without the alarm, if the other one has.

Not if it has a very big nasty Dog.

That's worse that an alarm, barking all day and night, shitting in the street, frightening the kids.