How about a bluemoon dictionary

[Brightwell’s left peg]

Going back a while but in memory of GSC:

Teatowling: the act of putting a tea towel over oneself as not to make eye contact with a sexual partner of the same sex. This prevents the act being homosexual.

Excellent. I never would have known that. This thread is already paying off!!

 

[stony]

ohshitohshitohshitwhathaveIdonenow: expletive uttered by a certain member of the coven the morning after consuming two bottles of pinot.

 

[rushts]

Coven. (the)

Bluemoons very own version of mumsnet.
Menopausal men haters, carpet munchers, cat meme enthusiasts.

 

[Blue Tooth]

Muffin: What you make your chip butty with

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Clarkie - fuckwit who believes anything

Reverse Clarkie - someone who pretends to be a fuckwit although can also be used by someone who is a fuckwit as a get out for posting shit.

 

[rushts]

Gail Platts Tits.

Possibly the biggest crime on Bluemoon. Post a pic of these and feel the ban hammer.
ET phone home.
Spaniels Ears.

 

[willipp]

Massive

All i know is don't use it. Massive mistake.

 

[dronefromsector7g]

RIP:

Something you write to look like you give a shit when someone you never met croaks.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Going back a while but in memory of GSC:

Teatowling: the act of putting a tea towel over oneself as not to make eye contact with a sexual partner of the same sex. This prevents the act being homosexual.

Excellent. I never would have known that. This thread is already paying off!!

Another one of GSC's (RIP Sam):

SDP: A sit down piss, the act of a male sitting down to urinate. Only real men do this, it allows contemplation, the last piss of the day is recommended to be an SDP, if one is lucky it turns into a shit during the said contemplation.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

Mod

1 - person of high self importance engaged in a role of Internet police officer.

2 - enforcer of Rics rules.

3 - abuser of ban-hammers.

4 - also see definition of "overpaid and underworked"