How are you better than a player?

[Gelsons Dad]

I have a deeper singing voice than Boyata.

 

[Deleted member 14625]

Just replied to a guy in off-topic where I've stated - as fact - than I can deliver a ball from a set-piece far better than Kolorov.
He's on many thousands of pounds a week and an international.
I'm on....well, pounds a week and stopped playing Sunday footy after being dropped for a while for being a bit shit.

In what aspect of the game are you better than a City player? Or someone from another club come to that?

I'm both footed. In that respect I am better than 75% of all professionals!
I am very strong. Therefore am better than 75% of all professionals!
I don't dive on the floor, roll around like 50000 volts are running through my body and then pretend I'm injured for the next five minutes. Thus I am better than 90% of all porfessionals!

 

[LeeOnePen]

My grasp of the English language is better than both Tevez and Mancini.

As I'm over 6 foot I'll also wager I'm better at catching the high balls than SWP.

Anyone that seriously thinks they are better at anything footie related than anyone in our squad is deluded.

 

[lee-mcfc]

i dont roll around on the floor like iv been shot when someone makes a decent tackle
i have pace
i dont pull out of 50/50
i care about my club and always give 100%
i can take decent corner kicks
i can make an acurate pass to my team mates
i dont whinge when i get subbed off



sign me up

 

[LeeOnePen]

just thought of one....I'm better at gambling than Matthew Etherington.

 

[lee-mcfc]

& on the town i could outdo mario b and take back more girls home ;)
gigitity

 

[Casanova]

i'd make a better ballboy than all the first team squad ! shauny is the only one that would run me close

 

[Motty]

I am better at getting past a defender and crossing than Kelvin Etuhu.
I can go long periods of time without putting the ball in my own net, making me better than Dunne.
I'm better at shooting than De Jong ;) .
I can give the ball to people on my own team, better than Carrick.

 

[Boff]

I can drink SWP under the table & pay less parking fines than Balo.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I can clean Tony Dunnes and Nikolas Anelkas ovens much better than they ever could