How are you better than a player?

[bridgeblue]

I have a greater pain threshold than Richards!

 

[WeAreTheKippax]

im 15 and think we can all agree that i am better than JO

 

[anthonydunn87]

My finishing is lethal i just run like barry now due to fags and booze and sausages :)

 

[angleseyblue]

I'm closer to an international call up than Michael Johnson,
Having made 3 substitute appearances in Sunday league this season, all I need is a few injuries/suspensions and surely il getting a call up to the welsh national team!

 

[i kne albert davy]

I scored more goals in the Hyde and District Sunday league than Balotelli and Tevez ever will.

 

[bluemoonste]

My golf club skills are less aggressive than Bellemy's and I can trap a ball better than Samaras & surely get picked before Vuoso and Berti.

 

[RandomJ]

I can lose weight better than Kolo.

 

[bluemoonste]

I can dodge stewardesses trollies on aircraft !!

 

[MattR]

I'm smarter than all of them.

Too bad I don't get paid as much :(

 

[KolarovsLeftPeg]

I'll track back.