How bad a lover are you?

[The Flash]

Following on from the revelations at how small Scouse Corky's nob is and how his ginger pubes and tiny flaccid member must have been a massive disappointment to his landlady, he wants to know if anyone else is as bad a lover as he is?

He would have posted this himself but he's sent me a text to say the signal at Scouse_Jimi's gaff in Yorkshire is pretty terrible and he's currently wrist deep in our resident martyr, so only has one hand free. (To light the many, many candles, obviously)

 

[BWTAC]

I must be the selfish type as my wife thinks I'm a wanker.

But at least I'm not ginger.

 

[jimharri]

 

[Challenger1978]

I've got you beat.

 

[mcmanus]

Fat chicks I'm ace.

Anything above a 3 and I'm rubbish.

 

[ifiwasarichfan]

Retired. You only get a bucket full.

 

[Ammy]

I'm terrible, but it doesn't seem to matter :-)

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

I'm terrible, but it doesn't seem to matter :-)

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[Ammy]

I'm terrible, but it doesn't seem to matter :-)

I'll give you a test drive. For research purposes

...just don't wake me up

 

[johnny on the spot]

I love how men are usually cast as inadequate lovers.

I used to sleep with a girl who would start crying hysterically when she orgasmed. Another one rang her mum and told her that she'd lost her virginity to me as she wiped mess from the sheets with her knickers.. Both were in their early twenties. Also, most women give utterly terrible handjobs.