How bad a lover are you?

[david whites spike]

It's not the size of the boat that counts......it's the motion in the ocean
(Or so I'm told) :-(

 

[Gelsons Dad]

I'm one bad mother fucker!

 

[RandomJ]

I love how men are usually cast as inadequate lovers.

I used to sleep with a girl who would start crying hysterically when she orgasmed. Another one rang her mum and told her that she'd lost her virginity to me as she wiped mess from the sheets with her knickers.. Both were in their early twenties. Also, most women give utterly terrible handjobs.

Yeah I've been with some girls who were so shit fucking a corpse would have been better. I think some of them forget it takes two to tango and just lay there and expect you to rock their world.

 

[Challenger1978]

I love how men are usually cast as inadequate lovers.

I used to sleep with a girl who would start crying hysterically when she orgasmed. Another one rang her mum and told her that she'd lost her virginity to me as she wiped mess from the sheets with her knickers.. Both were in their early twenties. Also, most women give utterly terrible handjobs.

So all the hand jobs you've had of men were great then ???????????????????????????????



































pmsl

What I lack in size, I more than make up for in enthusiasm.

Fucking hell that's what you call it when you push someone in the canal.