How do our players fornicate?

[Blue Theatre]

Joe Hart likes to wear gloves throughout, as it improves his grip and handling.
He especially likes high balls, and making himself big.
Has occasionally been known to fumble, or let one go between his legs.

 

[shadygiz]

alan ball - liked to teabag

 

[cyprustavern]

peter swales...used to do it wearing high heels

 

[MCC]

The Goat loves to feed his missus

 

[20sbc07]

Micah just goes flying in head first.

 

[Blue Theatre]

Aleks Kolarov likes to shoot early ... while Adam Johnson just does a lot of dribbling with no real climax.

 

[piffy on a rock bun]

Niall Quinn improved after he moved away from the arse.

 

[another generation]

Kinky's just, well, kinky.

 

[Sam_B]

Spanish dave always finds himself in the tightest of places.
Zabaleta- hard working throughout, always comes out injured in the end though.
Aj- likes to come in at an angle

Pizarro sits quietly in a corner of the bedroom, watching and biding his time. He then makes his move, slipping in at the first attempt and causing ripples of pleasure.

Genius!

 

[MCC]

Silva revels playing in the hole