How do we resolve the Brexit mess?

[Mr Kobayashi]

Seems pissed.

 

[Vic]

Worrying trend sees higher percentage of 96 year olds dying than 95 year olds.

Now over to our chief reporter, Russell Brand for more info.

Now that would be worrying. You'd expect 95 year olds would be a higher percentage of deaths than 96 year olds.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Now that would be worrying. You'd expect 95 year olds would be a higher percentage of deaths than 96 year olds.

Maybe you would Vic, maybe you would.

I‘m not going to judge the findings until I’ve heard from people who have read page 77 of THE book.

Or, maybe more people die when they’re in their 97th year than their 96th year due to life being increasingly hard for that age of people and it wasn’t meant to be meant literally.

Maybe you need to up your game on the doorstep to increase Labour’s chances of winning the next election. Humour can help.

 

[BrianW]

I fucking blocked the Op so I wouldn't have to see this fucking thread full of the Looney fucking Left......what the fuck is going on.

The 'Looney fucking Left' are the Communist Party, and they support Brexit. So if you want to avoid the 'Looney fucking Left' you should block pro-Brexit threads as they are supporting Communist Party policy.

 

[Vic]

Maybe you would Vic, maybe you would.

I‘m not going to judge the findings until I’ve heard from people who have read page 77 of THE book.

Or, maybe more people die when they’re in their 97th year than their 96th year due to life being increasingly hard for that age of people and it wasn’t meant to be meant literally.

Maybe you need to up your game on the doorstep to increase Labour’s chances of winning the next election. Humour can help.

I thought I was being humorous!

Once you get past the mid-80s you're statistically more likely to die this year than next year.

But then stats are wonderful things. One of the early anti-lockdown anti-vax placards was that 99% of people survive Covid. So only a few million would die from it.

Covid has of course reduced the overall number of deaths, but war is the main thing that reduces deaths, as there are fewer people left to procreate. So stats can be horrible things.

 

[BlueMoonAcrossThePond]

Pretty sure this guy still thinks that Brexit's a winner.

 

[bluethrunthru]

JRM has been moved away from Minister responsible for finding Brexit benefits and Govt efficiencies to a new post - his replacement is ........no-one. Are we to presume this is as good as Brexit gets and he has made Govt Uber efficient now?

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

Have a got this right, we have someone complaining about seeing the Brexit thread by coming onto the Brexit thread and complaining ?

He just wants to take back control.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

He just wants to take back control.

And seemingly failing.

As a metaphor?

Apt.

 

[Ifwecouldjust.......]

The words ''told you so'' spring to mind.