How do we resolve the Brexit mess?

[Xhavenjoe]

No tomatoes, peppers or cucumbers in Aldi today. No fucking turnips either so what are we supposed to eat?

Let them eat cake.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

We had to treat forriners like equals.

Its "foreigners like equills"
Didn't you learn anything at Eat ton.

 

[lloydie]

I got whoopsie parsnips in the Co-op!

I hope you called the beet cops.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Let them eat cake.

There was brioche in Waitrose yesterday if that helps.

 

[west didsblue]

Its "foreigners like equills"

Is that Apple’s new range of electronic pens that look like feathers?

 

[East Level 2]

Is that Apple’s new range of electronic pens that look like feathers?

Yep, Android users have had them for 18 months.

 

[Chris in London]

There was brioche in Waitrose yesterday if that helps.

Wholegrain or sourdough?

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

If one changes that to the U.K. and has the verbs in the present form, then it still rings painfully true.

Yeah, 'twas a jump from a bowl of shite into a bucket of shite.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Aren’t you busy with Talking Pints most weeknights?

I'm just busy, and the only Nige I could ever get busy with would be Nige de Jong!

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

No tomatoes, peppers or cucumbers in Aldi today. No fucking turnips either so what are we supposed to eat?

Ask Boris what he's eating, and then have some of that!

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Wholegrain or sourdough?

Both.

 

[Gabriel]

Ask Boris what he's eating, and then have some of that!

It won’t be humble pie, so there’ll be plenty of that to go round…

 

[Grassland Blue]

There might be a bit of Marios' cake left....

 

[Chris in London]

Both.

 

[Elbow beards]

It won’t be humble pie, so there’ll be plenty of that to go round…

Wasn't there some Tory **** telling us to grow our own pies, a bit ago :)

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

Wasn't there some Tory **** telling us to grow our own pies, a bit ago :)

Yes, she was telling us we could all have a bigger slice of the pie, then she vanished, just like that.

 

[aguero93:20]

Yes, she was telling us we could all have a bigger slice of the pie, then she vanished, just like that.

What she meant to say was "you grow all the ingredients for the pie, harvest them, prep and cook the pie and when you're done and the pie is ready, if you're lucky we might leave you a slice".

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[aguero93:20]

Conor Benn is going to panic if he sees that.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Conor Benn is going to panic if he sees that.

Breggsit means Breggsit.