How Do You Answer the Bizarrest of Questions...?

[Bigga]

A friend of mine asked me this question...

'If vegans don't allow meat past their lips, do they have oral sex??'...!


I was stunned and although my first response should have been 'Don't be so fooking stupid!!', I didn't say anything, because it actually seemed like a valid question!

It might be obvious, but then again I'm not sure!

How do I answer the question...?

 

[sdm]

A friend of mine asked me this question...

'If vegans don't allow meat past their lips, do they have oral sex??'...!


I was stunned and although my first response should have been 'Don't be so fooking stupid!!', I didn't say anything, because it actually seemed like a valid question!

It might be obvious, but then again I'm not sure!

How do I answer the question...?

HHHHHHHHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbwwwwwaaaaaaa ,that's quality,also if they don't let meat past their lips do they even have sex at all?

 

[i8therags]

Depends what part of Vegia they come from

 

[stonerblue]

"Fuck knows" usually does it for me.

 

[stonerblue]

Depends what part of Vegia they come from

Is that 'Vegia' in Southern Spain or the one just outside Minsk ??

 

[Bigga]

I, honestly, have never been stumped by such a stupid/ interesting question before!

Wouldn't the logical answer, if they do have oral sex, make them hypocrites and liars??

 

[Matty]

"Yes, but they don't swallow".

 

[Simon Le Tom]

How do you decide which words have capitals in your thread title?

 

[Banned Tosspot]

Is bizzarest a word?

 

[stonerblue]

How do you decide which words have capitals in your thread title?

That bothers me an' all. People all over t'internet do it (use caps at start of every word) and it's plain wrong in my book.

 

[Stato]

How do you decide which words have capitals in your thread title?

That bothers me an' all. People all over t'internet do it (use caps at start of every word) and it's plain wrong in my book.

I Agree Mate.





Sorry.

 

[Bigga]

Is bizzarest a word?

What's ''bizzarest', either!?

I could have put the correct grammar of 'How Do You Answer the Most Bizarre of Questions...?', but I didn't want to sound over pompous.

Next time, I'll stick to my pomposity.

 

[Bigga]

How do you decide which words have capitals in your thread title?

I thought it was plain knowledge!

I may have even misused the capital in 'Do' in the title!

 

[stonerblue]

Is bizzarest a word?

What's ''bizzarest', either!?

I could have put the correct grammar of 'How Do You Answer the Most Bizarre of Questions...?', but I didn't want to sound over pompous.

Next time, I'll stick to my pomposity.

I wonder where this style of writing comes from though. It's not papers or advertising or any other recognised grammar. I see it on internet ad boards (Hot Fit Blonde or Hardly Used Sofa) a lot but wonder where it came from.

most of the time i cant be arsed with correct grammar either Bigga. Dun't really matter

 

[bornblueegg]

do they have enough energy for oral?

 

[stonerblue]

do they have enough energy for oral?

I'd have saved that one for my hundredth post. very good

 

[Simon Le Tom]

To answer your question though, i think they must imagine it's a stick of asparagus or maybe slight cauliflowering of the head.

 

[stonerblue]

do insurance companies have insurance..?

 

[johnmc]

do insurance companies have insurance..?

yes - self insurance. As you will be aware it is a legal requirement to have some insurances. Employers Liability insurance for example.

And yes I do

 

[Philbo]

If olive oil is made out of olives....what is baby oil made out of?! x