Joycee Banercheck
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I've porked a vegan
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How Do You Answer the Bizarrest of Questions...?
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StrangewaysHereWeCome
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apparently so, see answer above your post.
db2uk
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Vegans cant swallow spunk as its classed as a mammals produce, there is your answer.
Used to know a vegan chick, until she lost 3stone in 2weeks. back on the meat now. good girl.
Used to know a vegan chick, until she lost 3stone in 2weeks. back on the meat now. good girl.
Joycee Banercheck
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db2uk said:Vegans cant swallow spunk as its classed as a mammals produce, there is your answer.
Used to know a vegan chick, until she lost 3stone in 2weeks. back on the meat now. good girl.
What if you hold their nose?
db2uk
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Joycee Banercheck said:db2uk said:Vegans cant swallow spunk as its classed as a mammals produce, there is your answer.
Used to know a vegan chick, until she lost 3stone in 2weeks. back on the meat now. good girl.
What if you hold their nose?
In that case im sure it would go down a treat!
bluemooncol
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sdm said:HHHHHHHHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbwwwwwaaaaaaa ,that's quality,also if they don't let meat past their lips do they even have sex at all?Bigga said:A friend of mine asked me this question...
'If vegans don't allow meat past their lips, do they have oral sex??'...!
I was stunned and although my first response should have been 'Don't be so fooking stupid!!', I didn't say anything, because it actually seemed like a valid question!
It might be obvious, but then again I'm not sure!
How do I answer the question...?
haha top answer that m8 - to get round that question i always say mines like a needle but it works like a sewing machine, never had complaints - :)
Bigga
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db2uk said:Vegans cant swallow spunk as its classed as a mammals produce, there is your answer.
Used to know a vegan chick, until she lost 3stone in 2weeks. back on the meat now. good girl.
Er, pardon the pun, but...
Are you sure she wasn't just blowing you off...?!!
And if she can't swallow, how can she even put it in her mouth as it's classed as meat, also!
It sounds like utter hell to be a male Vegan and a wonderful excuse for a female!
Swales lives
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I wouldn't want to shag a vegan, they criticise too much.
But a male vegan would not be able to eat pussy either. Sounds boring to me.
Best bizarre question I've ever heard is:
Cats always land on their feet. Toast always lands butter side down. So if you tied a bit of toast, butter side up onto the back of cat and threw them off a roof......which one would land on top?
Best bizarre question I've ever heard is:
Cats always land on their feet. Toast always lands butter side down. So if you tied a bit of toast, butter side up onto the back of cat and threw them off a roof......which one would land on top?
andy h said:But a male vegan would not be able to eat pussy either. Sounds boring to me.
Best bizarre question I've ever heard is:
Cats always land on their feet. Toast always lands butter side down. So if you tied a bit of toast, butter side up onto the back of cat and threw them off a roof......which one would land on top?
The cat would land paws down, or mine did anyway.