How do you cut your sandwiches?

[BimboBob]

Ban him and ban him now.


Filling my forum with inane and pointless threads whilst thought provoking ones like Gaykev's Shitting himself masterpiece gets deleted.




Triangles are for girls. Straight down the middle. The man's way.

 

[Magicpants]

Rectangle for cold sandwiches.
Triangle for hot sandwiches so you can attack them without getting 2nd degree burns from molten egg yolk, gravy, sauce etc.

This system has served me well.

 

[Joycee Banercheck]

With a knife. Right down the middle. Triangles are for buffets.

 

[Cellarite]

With a knife. Right down the middle. Triangles are for buffets.

Very true. The only reason sandwiches are ever cut into triangles is to remind you that you are at a social occasion and shouldn't wolf them down like an animal the way you do at home. The triangle warning sandwich if you like.

 

[WEMBLEY76]

How do you cut your sandwiches ?

With my teeth

 

[Joycee Banercheck]

Re: How do you cut your sandwiches ?

With my teeth

And that's a winner!<br /><br />-- Mon Sep 02, 2013 3:34 pm --<br /><br />

With a knife. Right down the middle. Triangles are for buffets.

Very true. The only reason sandwiches are ever cut into triangles is to remind you that you are at a social occasion and shouldn't wolf them down like an animal the way you do at home. The triangle warning sandwich if you like.

I have to agree. Not only because I started it, but because its true!

 

[Carver]

Come on, lets get this right:

Sandwiches are cut diagonally, with or without crusts left on.
Butties are cut straight across.

 

[Joycee Banercheck]

Come on, lets get this right:

Sandwiches are cut diagonally, with or without crusts left on.
Butties are cut straight across.

No. Other way, blur!

 

[bennyblue]

will ask the wife and report back

 

[Barcon]

It would have to be a pretty big sandwich to have to be cut in half.
I don't cut them in half because I don't have a mouth the size of an arsehole.