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[without a dream]

To break up with a girl when her Aunt has died?

Bluemoon has offered excellent relationship advice on many occasions so I thought I'd turn to the cellar with this conundrum. I was drumming up the courage to break up with the girl I've been seeing for a few months but last night she calls me to tell me her Aunt (who she was close to) has died so she's obviously pretty upset, it's obviously a cunts trick to break up with her in the immediate future but how long should I put it off for? I'm thinking about a month after the funeral is a long enough gap to not be seen as completely heartless.

 

[The Flash]

To break up with a girl when her Aunt has died?

Bluemoon has offered excellent relationship advice on many occasions so I thought I'd turn to the cellar with this conundrum. I was drumming up the courage to break up with the girl I've been seeing for a few months but last night she calls me to tell me her Aunt (who she was close to) has died so she's obviously pretty upset, it's obviously a cunts trick to break up with her in the immediate future but how long should I put it off for? I'm thinking about a month after the funeral is a long enough gap to not be seen as completely heartless.

Well, we'd need to see pics of the lass first before we can make an informed decision.















And her aunt.

 

[mindmyp's_n_q's]

Do it now whilst she is more arsed about her Aunt ;)

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

the day after the sympathy shag

 

[CTID1988]

Get pissed before the funeral and puke/fall into the grave. Saves you the hassle of doing the dumping

 

[malg]

Most of this stuff can be answered if you watch 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'.

 

[without a dream]

To break up with a girl when her Aunt has died?

Bluemoon has offered excellent relationship advice on many occasions so I thought I'd turn to the cellar with this conundrum. I was drumming up the courage to break up with the girl I've been seeing for a few months but last night she calls me to tell me her Aunt (who she was close to) has died so she's obviously pretty upset, it's obviously a cunts trick to break up with her in the immediate future but how long should I put it off for? I'm thinking about a month after the funeral is a long enough gap to not be seen as completely heartless.

Well, we'd need to see pics of the lass first before we can make an informed decision.















And her aunt.

No pics of her I'm afraid.

Here's a picture of a dead ant though

 

[The Flash]

Perhaps at the wake would be best. She'll already be at her lowest ebb and no doubt crying loads, so two birds with one stone.

 

[Pigeonho]

There was no aunt. She knew of your plans and has you hook, line and sinker. Your life is OVER.

 

[mcmanus]

How good is she at sucking cock? Is she fit? How vulnerable will she be when you dump her?