How (long) will Ten Hag last at United? / Save Poundland Pep Part 2

[city2]

Scruffy is realising what a pile of shite he’s bought into, and now hasn’t got the balls to sort out the managers position and how to get rid of whisky breath.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

Where’s your ambition?! Give it to the Granny Shagger.

Fuck that. Pogba's coming off suspension in March 25 now -- I think "player/manager" has a nice ring to it.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I've got a feeling he'll be shacked shoon.

 

[blue by birth]

Fuck me the playmaker with a pacemaker was fucking brilliant

 

[madloaf]

This gets a like because of the slow horses moment, which is perfect.

 

[Quilted]

 

[Totnes Blue]

Where’s your ambition?! Give it to the Granny Shagger.

Was going to say BFS! but he would probably improve them.
Oh well... Giggsy Wiggsy it is then.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

I'm tending towards Ten Bob 'resigning' rather than being sacked. On the face of it they can giving him a well reduced payout to keep the Rag's shareholders happy, then Scruffy Jim can 'gift' him the rest of his compensation package on the QT out of the kindness of his heart.

 

[ysmsa]

Just realised,

Ten Hag, anagram of "The Nag"

When he royally fucks up (and he's giving it a good go).

I reckon in true Scooby Doo style, he'll pull off his mask and reveal he has been The Rock of Gibraltar all along.
In place fucking up the Rags.

Neyyy! :-)