How long will Ten Hag last at United?

[Gabriel]

They have injuries, admittedly, but it’s terribly difficult to draw any other conclusion than that they are regressing. A run of easier fixtures might now help paper over the cracks, but that may not be enough come early December.

 

[TonyM]

Please get fat Sam, please get fat Sam, please get fat Sam.......

Fat Sam would be a massive improvement. And he knows it. Fat Sam that is.

 

[TonyM]

Fat Sam would be a massive improvement. And he knows it. Fat Sam that is.

 

[JASR]

I fear the fat lady has picked her dress and is having a gargle in preparation for the inevitable

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

They pretty much put out a full-strength side, and none of their so-called 'star' players bothered to turn up. Normally, I would say that the manager has lost the dressing room, but I think this is the low point of their season, and it's a skywards trajectory at this point. The genius that is Ten Bob is just one player away from unlocking Pogba Hojlund and then it's 'lift off'.

 

[Elbow beards]

I'd rather not, they already and have done for years played awful football which won't change under him but,he can organise a defence which the previous 4/5/6 couldn't do.

Fat Sam would be a massive improvement. And he knows it. Fat Sam that is.

I know, but it'd be worth it just to see the pure resignation on the red cunts faces, knowing they truly are at the bottom of the barrel:)

 

[jazzy]

We need to step up and contact every rag lovin media "personality" to keep Ten Bob in his job. The time for piss taking is over , we need to go full Scouse T Shirts , Protest marches, Candle parties ect ect to make sure the world & his dog knows it's not his fault

 

[waspish]

When he through Sancho under the bus and Rashford favoured Sancho tweet that then was when he lost the dressing room

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

They've had...
Moysiah - The chosen one
Giggs - The homegrown temporary saviour mark I
LVG - The weird one
Mourinho - The past it one
Ole - The child one
Carrick - The homegrown temporary saviour mark II
Rangnick - The realistic one
Ten Hag - The fake imitation one

So what next?

The homegrown temporary saviour mark III ? - Hughes, Bruce
The insane (but why stop now) 'homegrown' scouser choice - Rooney

It's heading to be that the best thing they could do, is take a relegation, get rid of all high wage players - to reset the average, knockdown Old trafford for a rebuild - and play somewhere closer to their fans in the meantime - Dublin, Oslo, London which all have decent stadiums, ban Ferguson from the ground and any association with him and his acolytes, oh and find the odd £1-2b down the back of the sofa.

If they realise quite how f*cked they are, there’s one in there that could actually do the job they need.

And he might…but it will be a ton of fun on the way!

 

[blue b4 the moon]

If they realise quite how f*cked they are, there’s one in there that could actually do the job they need.

And he might…but it will be a ton of fun on the way!

The Turtle?

Ragnick saw how big a shit show it was and couldn't get out fast enough. Think given a couple of seasons he could have improved them.