How long would you last against Mike Tyson in his prime?

[Tuearts right boot]

Piece of piss... over in 2 hits. He'd hit me, I'd hit the floor.

 

[N1985]

I reckon he'd absolutely batter fuck out of me now.

 

[Kinkybyname]

I'd adopt the Stan Laurel approach, the lisping fucker wouldn't stand a chance

 

[Magicpole]

At chess, fucking ages. Boxing I would say something along the lines of, are you actually fucking mental, to whoever suggest it without a bazooka.

 

[Elbow beards]

I reckon if he upper cut most normal people he'd kill them instantly. He'd quite literally separate your skull from your spine.

 

[Maintainin]

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[Maintainin]

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[paulchapo]

Ha ha! What age is he now? He would spark 99% of us on this forum within less than a minute even now, never mind in his prime. His speed, movement and power is pretty impressive still.

 

[Maintainin]

...ragdolled !​

 

[meltonblue]

We are talking about in a boxing match…?