How many birds have you shagged?

[city1961]

About 28, these days id rather have a brew.

 

[Dogtanian]

3000 thousand if im talking to my mates and one if im chatting up a girl

 

[Bill]

I'll start

216

55, have i got to put yesterdays aswell?

 

[paddystyle]

not enough

 

[Ally.P]

A couple in dodgy dodgy DODGY dreams.

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

describe further ally?

 

[nyCitizen]

3000 thousand if im talking to my mates and one if im chatting up a girl

is that like 3,000,000 then?

 

[Pearcey]

A couple in dodgy dodgy DODGY dreams.

REALLY... We'll have to discuss this further!

 

[denislawsbackheel]

erm forty, er forty five
forty to forty five

 

[PistonBlue]

Jennifer, Alison, Phillipa,Sue, Deborah, Annabelle too.

 

[Anonymous]

One or two down the years , nothin' like 216 though ......... however i've forgotten most of em' , an' can't remember hardly any of their names either , some in carparks , some in alleys ....... it's a wonder i've not picked up gallopin' knob rot!

 

[Anonymous]

Boasting about how many women you've slept with??? Virgin then.

 

[Dogtanian]

3000 thousand if im talking to my mates and one if im chatting up a girl

is that like 3,000,000 then?

haha didnt realise id put that, see what happens when thoughts of fookin enter my head!!!

 

[langy[wales]]

70 women 4 lady boys 12 sheep and a goat

 

[robspankthemonkey]

70 women 4 lady boys 12 sheep and a goat

Welsh Lamb?

 

[paddystyle]

70 women 4 lady boys 12 sheep and a goat

obviously sheep are a better ride than goats,you learn something new everyday

 

[Anonymous]

70 women 4 lady boys 12 sheep and a goat

Was you just a kid when you shagged the goat?

 

[BingoBango]

70 women 4 lady boys 12 sheep and a goat

obviously sheep are a better ride than goats,you learn something new everyday

You were almost regretting not getting one of those goats yesterday, weren't you...

 

[Scrabster Six]

shagged a few dogs in my time and stroked a few pussys .eat a packet of scampi dries in the pub and your fingers smelllike you're the man!!

 

[blusmiff]

2 chickens and an emu. or at least i think it was an emu ,thats what the old man holding it said it was.