How many countries have you been to?

Is this a dick measuring poll?
If so you have a 14" schlong, pal; )

I’d loved to have put Greece in there too but I didn’t leave Athens Airport. It was to change flights on the way back from Albania.

p.s. You miscounted. It’s 16 countries.
 
I’d loved to have put Greece in there too but I didn’t leave Athens Airport. It was to change flights on the way back from Albania.

p.s. You miscounted. It’s 16 countries.
Lol. Sorry Mr extra 2": )

I can't be bothered trying to think of all the countries/Islands I've visited. It's considerably more than 16 though, and my knob is still growing; )
 
Lol. Sorry Mr extra 2": )

I can't be bothered trying to think of all the countries I've visited. It's quite a few more than 16 though, and my knob is still growing; )

It is 14. I was trying to get you to waste your time and count again and again.

What’s the most obscure and which was your favourite? Georgia and Slovakia here. Although my first trip to Berlin was so special.
 
Bloody hell I`m a novice at this :
England
Scotland
Wales.
Eire
France
Belgium
Germany
Spain
Italy
Portugal
Cuba
Mexico
Austria
Bulgaria
Egypt
*Canary Isles
*Madeira

* Yes I know ... but it makes my list look a bit more interesting. ;)
 
Other than the UK.

France (Paris/Brittany/Ardeche/Perpignan)
Spain and most islands (Barcelona/resorts)
US (New York)
Czech (Prague)
Germany (Cologne/Frankfurt/Dortmund)
Portugal (Algarve only)
Egypt (Cairo and Luxor)
Netherlands (Amsterdam)
Poland (Krakow)
Mauritius
Singapore
Australia (Melbourne and Sydney)

Of the places I have been too I think my top 5 would be

New York
Prague
Barcelona
Krakow
Sydney

Hated Cairo.


Places I want to go.

Italy (Rome/Sorrento/Lakes/Venice)
Switzerland (Train tour through the alps)
Hungary (Budapest)
Austria (Vienna)
Croatia (Dubrovnik)
Serbia (Split)
Vietnam (Tour it North and South)
Cambodia (As part of above)
Thailand (Bangkok/Beach)
South Africa (Cape Town)
Canada (Rockies)
Morocco (Marrakech)
Portugal (Lisbon/Porto)
Spain (Madrid/Seville)
Germany (Berlin)
US (LA/San Francisco)

Many other must see places from you experienced travellers?

I have a lot of travelling to do when I retire.
 
It is 14. I was trying to get you to waste your time and count again and again.

What’s the most obscure and which was your favourite? Georgia and Slovakia here.
Lol, you little dick tease.

Obscure? Good question.

I remember holidaying on the tiny Greek island of Aegina, nearest to the vast port of Piraeus, Athens back in the early 90s. Obscure because I was unaware that I'd see tons of plastic waste washed up on the beach, dumped (mostly) from cruise ships. Wasn't too impressed when I walked on a clear patch of sand to sink upto my knees in crude oil underneath the sand. When I trudged back a few hundred metres to our digs, I was bemused the hotel owner suggested I walk another half a mile or so to the nearest 2 pump petrol station (shack) to clean it off! My ex Mrs was amused by my sorry polluted dying penguin like state. Was well and truly a holiday from hell!

I liked Romania. Travelled round for a week there. Not done many countries further afield of Europe and North Africa as of yet. I liked Morocco, especially when staying the small town of Mirleft, amongst the indigenous Berber people. Car hire is definitely recommend there though as it's so spread out. Also the traffic cops like to zap foreign motorists to up their coffers. One cop was giving me a stern like lecture about being 10km over the speed limit and noticed the 70s City club badge tatt on my calf...... "Ah, Manchetter Chitty, berry good, I like Rehab mahrez".... I just smiled politely like a dumb tourist and he smiled too before he pointing down the road that I was ok to go without paying an on spot fine of about 80 quid: )
 

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