How many sexual partners have you had?

[blue81]

I don't know what you mean.

It was rumored that when he signed for Barca he had it written in his contract he did not cross the halfway line...... I thought it was you that had a similar theory with the ladies!! How are you anyway mate?

As in going down under? Nah, I'm always up for that, I like to get really stoned and when the munchies kick in I get to work.

Yeah -lulz!

 

[Citizen52]

27, only 4 were girlfriends and the rest were skanks on one night stands.

Speaking of women I know a wench who slept with 50+ by the age of 18. Her name was J**** Beman and she was nicknamed 'J**** Beman, the blowjob demon'. First time I met her was on a Friday night out in Wolverhampton, I went back to her place (Mum was away on holiday and she had house to herself along with her cousin who stopped over). I did the job and in the morning got her to take me home in her car, I got changed and went back to hers to carry on like. Anyway, later on my mate asked me where I was and I asked him to meet up with me and try to get on her cousin. We went to a pub called the Spread Eagle and in there it was like Rovers Return where everyone knows you. A few lads saying 'Hey J****' etc. A few people didn't bother me but when I saw a group of lads and I could tell they were on about her, luckily one of them went to my old school so I popped over whilst she went to the bog with her cousin. I asked the lad about her and he reckoned she shagged most the footie team, a few of her dads mates which was under wraps in case he found out and she shagged both barmen on duty that evening. Not quite the '6' partners she claimed to have met, there was more than that in the pub alone who'd been through her.

Anyway, ended up crossing her off as a piece of meat and just shagged her that night and left her alone from the Sunday onwards.

I do often wonder how many hundred have been there now, she really was the epitome of filth. Good girl but nothing you'd ever want to settle down with. Affair material that girl, born for banging.

Priceless, was in stitches reading that!

 

[SWP's back]

Never really counted but I'm not sure I'm in double figures, I like being in love with someone before I sleep with them.

Hell of an echo in here Andy. COuld have sworn you said that last night.

 

[Banned Tosspot]

Never really counted but I'm not sure I'm in double figures, I like being in love with someone before I sleep with them.

Hell of an echo in here Andy. COuld have sworn you said that last night.

I think he's trying to beat Rascal's post count.

 

[bernabias home shirt]

I got to the 300 mark late last year around Xmas time. Ive always been a dirty shagging bastard. The older I get the more fun it is, women know what exactly what Im all about.

Some of my mates when i was in my late teens to mid late 20's had nailed around this amount if not more tbh
They were out thurs,fri,sat,sun every week and shagging was all they had on their mind
I would half your total and half again and thats about my total :)

 

[SWP's back]

I got to the 300 mark late last year around Xmas time. Ive always been a dirty shagging bastard. The older I get the more fun it is, women know what exactly what Im all about.

Some of my mates when i was in my late teens to mid late 20's had nailed around this amount if not more tbh
They were out thurs,fri,sat,sun every week and shagging was all they had on their mind
I would half your total and half again and thats about my total :)

I can understand why your total stopped fella.

:-)

 

[bernabias home shirt]

I got to the 300 mark late last year around Xmas time. Ive always been a dirty shagging bastard. The older I get the more fun it is, women know what exactly what Im all about.

Some of my mates when i was in my late teens to mid late 20's had nailed around this amount if not more tbh
They were out thurs,fri,sat,sun every week and shagging was all they had on their mind
I would half your total and half again and thats about my total :)

I can understand why your total stopped fella.

:-)

Ha Ha
I know when i'm on to a good thing sam :)

 

[andyhinch]

Never really counted but I'm not sure I'm in double figures, I like being in love with someone before I sleep with them.

Hell of an echo in here Andy. COuld have sworn you said that last night.

I remember thinking it last night, was a heavy night mind:(

 

[mackenzie]

I'll keep the total to myself thanks.
Some right nosey gits on here.

 

[DelToro]

anyone done rimming?

Is nobody going to respond to this?

I have my beer and kettlecrisps at the ready.