How many sexual partners have you had?

[DannyBoy2890]

i once got dumped because i wanted sex with her whilst she was on her period. thought i was a sicko for some reason

I tried it once. It was a good idea until I "arrived"

It looked like rice pudding and jam.

 

[rick773]

rimming any bird, no matter how fit is disgusting and you "timmmaaahhhhh" should be locked up.

Nah , not doing it is gay.

 

[TCIB]

i once got dumped because i wanted sex with her whilst she was on her period. thought i was a sicko for some reason

I tried it once. It was a good idea until I "arrived"

It looked like rice pudding and jam.

Oh fucking hell xD

Post of the year nominee here.<br /><br />-- Fri Apr 19, 2013 7:37 pm --<br /><br />

rimming any bird, no matter how fit is disgusting and you "timmmaaahhhhh" should be locked up.

Just call me dyson mouth :D

 

[carlos tevez is a blue]

i once got dumped because i wanted sex with her whilst she was on her period. thought i was a sicko for some reason

I tried it once. It was a good idea until I "arrived"

It looked like rice pudding and jam.

Did you change the bed sheets afterwards?

 

[Len Rum]

Thirty six and a half.

 

[Churchill123]

I`m thinking possibly 60 - 70 Thai prostitutes.

And i reckon around the same number of girls out and about on the pull.

And i do like a good thumb up poo bay whilst i`m being pleased orally (there i said it) :)

Who doesn't bud :P

 

[Timmmmahhhh]

rimming any bird, no matter how fit is disgusting and you "timmmaaahhhhh" should be locked up.

Try it, you'll enjoy it.

And there is nothing wrong with period sex, just get some towels.

Altho the first time you see blood on your cock it's disturbing.

 

[NipHolmes]

Any of you men that have slept with loads of girls ever got an sti ?????

Never but I slept with a really good looking girl who had a healing but still visible set of genital warts.

She was too fit to resist, I did feel awkward just before entering after clocking them. Soon stopped worrying though.

I always strap up for the record. Some dirty girls out there you know ;)

-- Fri Apr 19, 2013 12:12 am --

Is nobody going to respond to this?

I have my beer and kettlecrisps at the ready.

I've never done it but I've seen it done in Zante by a friend of my best mates who came along. Fucking disgusting, it wasn't like the top of a daddies brown sauce bottle, it was clean from afar but as you know movement, sweat and flatulation are working against you. Anyway, this lad did it whilst playing with the girl. The thing is you could tell the wench didn't like it. She actually flinched whilst he dived in at first and seemed cold to it. I doubt she'd have done it if it weren't for 'dutch courage', anyone with self respect would see that as offbounds imo, drink does bad things sometimes.

Anyway He ended up nailing both holes to his credit. Crazy bastard wore nothing :0

Rescue bar in Laganas is possibly the easiest place to pull in Europe on holiday, just too easy thare as anyone who's been there will tell you

You don't half have some crackin stories!

:)

I enjoyed my youth mate.

I settled down and I'm happy but I do regret not having a few more years of fucking around, with the right company you can have tales that could sell books.

One of my my fave memories was my mate waking me around one of his knockoffs. I'm having a smoke with my mate in the backgarden at some bbq. My mate goes into the kitchen, he's had a shit on baking tray and loads it into the oven and whacked the heat on. Half hour or so later when the wench found the tray the whole house was in hysterics. i wish I'd been responsible for that bit of genius.

 

[m7mcfc]

Well I got to 68 off the top of my head, I'm pretty sure there are more. I will try to remember them all one night when I cannot sleep. It will be more entertaining than counting sheep.

 

[SWP's back]

rimming any bird, no matter how fit is disgusting and you "timmmaaahhhhh" should be locked up.

Such tosh. You need to man up young ban.