How Much Does Your Haircut Cost?

Magicpole said:
I have great hair. No ponytail. Where I now live there aren’t any Barbers. They are all fucking salons asking if you want coffee. To which I reply, yes, but it won’t stop me going mental if you make a **** of my hair.

My Mrs came with me once and has never done it again. That was in one of those Turkish barbers at my brothers, where the twat made an arse if half of it, I told him to stop and thst he was getting fuck all money, had to go into Glasgow to get it fixed.

First time I was nearly in a fight about a haircut and if my Mrs wasn’t there it would have been.

When I walked into my usual barber to sort it he was pissing himself.
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Bollocks. You go to your barbers for a £3 cut(cos you're a tight ****) and he combs chip pan fat through your grey thinning hair to give you a 'DA'; )
 
BlueMoonRisin' said:
Bollocks. You go to your barbers for a £3 cut(cos you're a tight ****) and he combs chip pan fat through your grey thinning hair to give you a 'DA'; )
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One day you might see my glorious hair and be forced to recant your heinous accusation. :)
 
Magicpole said:
One day you might see my glorious hair and be forced to recant your heinous accusation. :)
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Get your arse down to Manchester for a game mate. Then i'lI take the pish to your granite hardened face. Don't be turning up though with tartan trews on with bay city rollers silk scarves on each wrist. And no ginger mullet head either; )
 
I am thinking of getting one of those skull shaver things cos I am a slaphead.
Anyone used one?
 
BlueMoonRisin' said:
Get your arse down to Manchester for a game mate. Then i'lI take the pish to your granite hardened face. Don't be turning up though with tartan trews on with bay city rollers silk scarves on each wrist. And no ginger mullet head either; )
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White Skinners and a Wrangler jacket with tartan on the back.
 
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