How thick is Rio Ferdinand?

[Bilboblue]

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He loves us, even painted his walls in homage to the Champions...

 

[samharris]

He's as short as two thick planks.

 

[the goats backside]

VERY

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I love Rafael's long lost brother looking at him as if he's a twat wearing that.

 

[Anonymous]

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He loves us, even painted his walls in homage to the Champions...

Is that a bunch of blue stars or white penises on his onesie?

 

[west didsblue]

Just found this on the web

THE DIMWIT STRIKES BACK
By Editor
Updated Friday, 21st October 2005

Could he become anymore embarrassing?

Rio Ferdinand has proved his worth once again by actually turning up to work when he had a day off. He arrived at Carrington on Wednesday morning after the squad had been given the day off following Tuesday's match. He said "I turned up for training and, when I got there, I was told it was a day off," a confused Ferdinand said yesterday. "I didn't realise. I thought it was training as usual." There was also some insight into the hectic lifestyle he leads which obviously makes him so forgetful.

"In the morning I always have coco pops for my breakfast with bananas and then strawberry yogurt. Then I go into training where I always have my left ankle strapped to make sure I don't injure it. It's just something I always do.
"When I get home in the afternoon I just like to watch TV. I watch that programme Loose Women and sometimes Trisha. I just watch whatever's on."

 

[Churchill123]

Just found this on the web

THE DIMWIT STRIKES BACK
By Editor
Updated Friday, 21st October 2005

Could he become anymore embarrassing?

Rio Ferdinand has proved his worth once again by actually turning up to work when he had a day off. He arrived at Carrington on Wednesday morning after the squad had been given the day off following Tuesday's match. He said "I turned up for training and, when I got there, I was told it was a day off," a confused Ferdinand said yesterday. "I didn't realise. I thought it was training as usual." There was also some insight into the hectic lifestyle he leads which obviously makes him so forgetful.

"In the morning I always have coco pops for my breakfast with bananas and then strawberry yogurt. Then I go into training where I always have my left ankle strapped to make sure I don't injure it. It's just something I always do.
"When I get home in the afternoon I just like to watch TV. I watch that programme Loose Women and sometimes Trisha. I just watch whatever's on."

Hard life then hey rio - You'd think with all that money and spare time he could find something better to do than watch his own family on jeremy kyle and trisha..

 

[sergiokun]

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Hahaha

 

[VOOMER]

1. Forgot to go to a blood test.
2. Presented the most cringeworthy embarrassing programme on TV ever (World cup wind ups or something) and thought it was funny
3. Called Ashley Cole a choc ice and expected everyone to believe that it wasn’t a racist comment and it meant a fake.
4. Pulled out of England squad due to his “intricate pre planned fitness programme” and expected everyone to believe that his trip to Qatar fitted in with this.
5. Friends with RIIAC!!

Any more examples of his sheer stupidity?

he went to Qatar for a course of performance enhancing drugs, the tv nonsense was just a cover.

 

[Bill]

I don't he's thick he's just an overall ****. Even some rags I know say the same thing. Shame because the good guys over there( carrick, scholes fletcher etc) have to put up with the egotistical ****.