How to make a nice cup of tea or coffee.

[urban genie]

teabag in mug, pour in water leave to brew add a dash of milk and stir with spoon, take out bag add one spoon of sugar, stir drink with spoon still in mug.

or

teabag in mug, add slice of lime/lemon pour in water leave to brew , take out bag add one spoon of sugar, stir drink with spoon still in mug.

Coffee is vile so never drink

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Used to drink a coffee called a tres facet (three faces) Strong expresso, condensed cream and a brandy all in a small glass. 2 of those and anyone could run a marathon.

 

[bluebrickroad]

teabag in mug, pour in water leave to brew add a dash of milk and stir with spoon, take out bag add one spoon of sugar, stir drink with spoon still in mug.

or

teabag in mug, add slice of lime/lemon pour in water leave to brew , take out bag add one spoon of sugar, stir drink with spoon still in mug.

Coffee is vile so never drink

just before drinking, pop it into the microwave for 15 seconds to heat it up a little.

 

[CatMan]

tiniest bit of skimmed milk, just a drop. I like my tea like I like my men strong ;)

I like my tea like I like my women hot and wet.

Love it.

 

[bgblue]

I just cough gently and one appears, what else is there to know?

That's your age Ronnie, tena do a product for men now :)

 

[Ronnie the Rep]

I just cough gently and one appears, what else is there to know?

That's your age Ronnie, tena do a product for men now :)

No no, I have staff (no, not carers!) lol

 

[urmston]

Three rules.

1. Decent tea or coffee.

2. No sugar.

3. No milk.

For purists rule one can be amended to read

1. Decent tea.

 

[TangerineSteve17]

I haven't got a clue. I don't use a spoon, I just shake an amount of coffee from jar to cup, and the same with sugar. Saves on the washing-up.

Really though, I rarely notice a difference. On the odd occasion when I get offered a brew on a foreigner, it will be absolutely rank. (I have no idea what they've done to it) I just chuck it in the garden, or down the sink, or in a plant pot. Then they don't feel too bad.

 

[kp789]

When people put the milk in while there is still a tea bag in there, my word they need telling off.

 

[Pelly Greeny]

tiniest bit of skimmed milk, just a drop. I like my tea like I like my men strong ;)

I like my tea like I like my women hot and wet.

I like my women how I like my coffee,

1) dark, smooth and preferably fair trade.

2) hot, sweet and comes in an extra large cup.

3) hot, wet and quiet

4) blonde, with big tits and really dirty - they don't do a coffee like that? That'd explain why I don't like it then.