How to sign a player by the gnoobs on Bluemoon

[Soulboy]

How'sabout...

MH - "I need five players in by the end of January... otherwise this club is fucked"

Garry Cook - "Certainly Mark old boy... who do you have in mind?"

MH - "RSC, Bellamy, Parker, Toure and Given"

GC - "RSC, did you say? And Bellamy...? Wouldn't you rather have Villa, Yaya Toure, Buffon, Kaka and Chiellini?"

MH - "Oh nay lad, we need proper Premiership footballers if we are to progress, we need battlers, players who can put ina shift... players that are used to relegation battles."

GC - "Can you just give me 5 minutes while I make a call?"

FIVE MINUTES LATER

GC - "Mark old boy, the owner wants a word with you on the phone..."

 

[badge]

Day 1
MH: "Garry, I'd like to sign <insert name>. He's probably the best player in his position in the world."

GC: "Let me make a call"
.....2mins later "As luck would have it, Mark, the player, his agent and manager were just passing CoMS and have pulled in for a chat."

MH: "Great!"

1 hour later....

GC: "Mark, it's all sorted. They accepted our first offer and the player was happy with our initial terms.....we didn't have any negotiations whatsoever. We dug out the old contract we had for Nigel Gleghorn and just tippexed out his signature for the new lad to write over."

MH: "Super!"

GC: "The lad doesn't even need to nip home or back to his club as he always carries his worldly belongings with him wherever he goes."

MH: "Grrreat!".

GC: "Bernard has been on the internet and transfered the money from Khaldoon's Co-op account to the other club.....who would've thought that £20m wouldn't need any checks or anything...amazing this internet thing." I'll speak the press and call the 4pm conference for tomorrow.

MH: "Super!"

GC: "I didn't get where I was today by being a realist, Mark."

MH: "No, GC."

Day 2, 4pm

GC: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Sunshine Desserts....er....I mean Carrington and please welcome Manchester City's latest signing.......<insert name of choice>"

and that's how it's done according to a lot of folks on here.

er yeah but, they've had since the beginning of september to make enquiries. it's not like the clock ticks onto another year and everyone picks up the phone. real madrid seem to have managed ok. just a point.

fuck! bit too hasty with the post there. pretty much already been said by others.

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

Day 1
MH: "Garry, I'd like to sign <insert name>. He's probably the best player in his position in the world."

GC: "Let me make a call"
.....2mins later "As luck would have it, Mark, the player, his agent and manager were just passing CoMS and have pulled in for a chat."

MH: "Great!"

1 hour later....

GC: "Mark, it's all sorted. They accepted our first offer and the player was happy with our initial terms.....we didn't have any negotiations whatsoever. We dug out the old contract we had for Nigel Gleghorn and just tippexed out his signature for the new lad to write over."

MH: "Super!"

GC: "The lad doesn't even need to nip home or back to his club as he always carries his worldly belongings with him wherever he goes."

MH: "Grrreat!".

GC: "Bernard has been on the internet and transfered the money from Khaldoon's Co-op account to the other club.....who would've thought that £20m wouldn't need any checks or anything...amazing this internet thing." I'll speak the press and call the 4pm conference for tomorrow.

MH: "Super!"

GC: "I didn't get where I was today by being a realist, Mark."

MH: "No, GC."

Day 2, 4pm

GC: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Sunshine Desserts....er....I mean Carrington and please welcome Manchester City's latest signing.......<insert name of choice>"

and that's how it's done according to a lot of folks on here.

er yeah but, they've had since the beginning of september to make enquiries. it's not like the clock ticks onto another year and everyone picks up the phone. real madrid seem to have managed ok. just a point.

Lol at comparing us to madrid, who, as it has been pointed out, have made a major fucking error in their signings

Quality post ghost in the house, made me laugh

 

[pedro666]

is mark hughes tony the tiger grrrreat!

 

[Rushton121]

How'sabout...

MH - "I need five players in by the end of January... otherwise this club is fucked"

Garry Cook - "Certainly Mark old boy... who do you have in mind?"

MH - "RSC, Bellamy, Parker, Toure and Given"

GC - "RSC, did you say? And Bellamy...? Wouldn't you rather have Villa, Yaya Toure, Buffon, Kaka and Chiellini?"

MH - "Oh nay lad, we need proper Premiership footballers if we are to progress, we need battlers, players who can put ina shift... players that are used to relegation battles."

GC - "Can you just give me 5 minutes while I make a call?"

FIVE MINUTES LATER

GC - "Mark old boy, the owner wants a word with you on the phone..."

lol im starting to believe this is a real possibility

 

[GoForGlory]

How'sabout...

MH - "I need five players in by the end of January... otherwise this club is fucked"

Garry Cook - "Certainly Mark old boy... who do you have in mind?"

MH - "RSC, Bellamy, Parker, Toure and Given"

GC - "RSC, did you say? And Bellamy...? Wouldn't you rather have Villa, Yaya Toure, Buffon, Kaka and Chiellini?"

MH - "Oh nay lad, we need proper Premiership footballers if we are to progress, we need battlers, players who can put ina shift... players that are used to relegation battles."

GC - "Can you just give me 5 minutes while I make a call?"

FIVE MINUTES LATER

GC - "Mark old boy, the owner wants a word with you on the phone..."

Hahaha, THIS. Doubt it's what's going on really, but I got a similar feeling that was what was going on last year. Thaksin wanted Ronaldinho at all cost and Sven didn't think that was a realistic target. Of course things have changed a whole lot since then and the big names are what we should be going for.