How will the Club celebrate a title win better than FA Cup ?

[Blue Maverick]

6pm - Stuart Hall starts proceedings at the Town Hall with a mini its a knockout featuring Mario Balotelli and Micah Richards competing to see how many times they can hit a shackled Carlos Tevez in the face with a wet sponge!

6.15pm -Bernard Halford comes out with Cup Aloft only to be dragged back in by Summerbee.....clearly heard saying "Cmon Bernard let someone else have a go"

6.30 pm-Beady Eye come on and give a rousing rendition of "We are the Champions" followed by an impromptu "The Shit of Man United went to Rome to see the Pope"

6.45pm - A Flyover by the Etihad City plane accompanied by the Blue arrows...

7pm - The Sheikh himself boards the bus to the stadium specially driven by Garry Cook with Nedums mum as the conductor! Tevez,still chained to the back is dragged along porland street naked and pelted with rotten fruit by the blue masses.

7.30pm - Sky sports start their coverage with interviews with Steve Bruce, Roy Kean, Bryan Robson and Dwight Yorke all saying that City wont actually win the title they have just won because United have all the experience.......They then show clips of Teddy Sheringhams goal in the 99 final with a reminder that City were knocked out in the group stages.......

7.32pm -Sky coverage finishes.

7.45pm- The bus arrives at the Stadium with Dickov and Goater crowd surfing.....

8pm - The players come out (Wearing next years kit of course which incidently went on sale that day!)

8.15pm- David Silva is voted player of the year by the Supporters clubs (Mainly because he sorted them tickets for Newcastle away despite them having 50 loyalty points between them)

8.30 - Beady Eye are joined on stage by Noel Gallagher, Oasis are reformed and play a rousing set finished with "Dont look back in Anger" dedicated to Whisky Nose...

9.30 pm - NEWSFLASH on SKY.......Sir Alex Ferguson DIES

9.30.01 pm - Bouncy Castle Inflated

9.31 pm - Jelly and Ice cream handed out

Fixed

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Free alcohol, sorted.

All Platinum members will get a free membership for 2012/13!

 

[Stretford Born Blue]

I expect the owners will want to put something really special on for the fans, free gifts, free grub like Thaskin did, a big name on stage singing and a huge parade followed by copious amonts of beer...............

 

[SuperYaya]

We should celebrate by winning it for the next 5 years in succession, would be a fitting celebration imo.

 

[salfordblues]

8.30 - Beady Eye are joined on stage by Noel Gallagher, Oasis are reformed and play a rousing set finished with "Dont look back in Anger" dedicated to Whisky Nose...

Just this one will do for me, imagine it.

 

[Jack the lad CTID]

Thaskin's party in albert square was a class day lets be fair we will all be to pissed to remember anyway!

 

[TonyM]

I'll be expecting a limo pickup on the morning and a flight to Abu Dhabi to party till the camels come home.

 

[mike1923]

A parade starting at Eastlands and finishing at the swamp.

Afterparty outside Rooney's house.