Hamann Pineapple
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Asphyxiation whilst Kylie Minogue shoves an orange up my arse
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How will you die?
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gaudinho's stolen car
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I'm going to wait until I'm nearly dead, with whichever horrific disease decides to take me first, then I'm going to get one of my kids to push me off the top of the CIS in my wheelchair whilst on fire.
gaudinho's stolen car said:I'm going to wait until I'm nearly dead, with whichever horrific disease decides to take me first, then I'm going to get one of my kids to push me off the top of the CIS in my wheelchair whilst on fire.
Very funny, and spectacular at the same time! Why not put some fireworks in there somewhere too?
I've got the BRCA 1 (Breast Cancer) gene, so it's likely to be cancer. I've a higher risk of breast cancer, but in blokes with this gene the big threat is prostate cancer. I'm glad I know this, because I know to check myself more regularly than I would have done, and I should be having more blood tests before the rest of the population are eligible.
So, likely to be cancer.
If that is the case, and the diagnosis is grim, I will kill myself (Pills or morphine), or persuade someone to do it for me. Having seen my dad in his last few hours, that is no humane way to go.
However, if I get run over by a bus (Not sure why buses have such a bad reputation for killing people, as a lot of people die under trains) tomorrow then so be it. I've had a very interesting life so far, so I haven't wasted it.
So, likely to be cancer.
If that is the case, and the diagnosis is grim, I will kill myself (Pills or morphine), or persuade someone to do it for me. Having seen my dad in his last few hours, that is no humane way to go.
However, if I get run over by a bus (Not sure why buses have such a bad reputation for killing people, as a lot of people die under trains) tomorrow then so be it. I've had a very interesting life so far, so I haven't wasted it.
mcmanus
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hopefully in my sleep
but if I'm looking at months of pain due to cancer or similar I will decide when it's not worth it. horrible for yourself but even worse for family members.
but if I'm looking at months of pain due to cancer or similar I will decide when it's not worth it. horrible for yourself but even worse for family members.
Scrabster Six
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Plane crash as pilot loses it on approach to Manchester Airport and crashes into the swamp..
Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot
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someone will push me to the point of complete insanity so I'll go on a massacre with a shotgun eventually being gunned down by the cops!!