Hugh Ferris/Match day presenters

They’re all terrible!

Huge Ferret
Natasha Spike
Danzone Fanny
Wingspan
Bitty McLean
The two Southerners that were on the buses yesterday (would it have been so difficult to find some Mancunians for that?)

To be fair to McLean, he’s alright really. Can be funny.

The others are either shite or over-enthusiastic or just ask bland questions that nobody could give a shit about the answer to.

Why are there so many of them?

And who is this half-Cockney half-Mancunian guy with the stupid put on accent who narrates the videos these days? “Our” has never been said by any Mancunian like this fake Cockney wannabe says it. Fuck him off n’all!

Just give the gig to McLean and get rid of all the rest of them.
 
Psychedelic Casual said:
They’re all terrible!

Huge Ferret
Natasha Spike
Danzone Fanny
Wingspan
Bitty McLean
The two Southerners that were on the buses yesterday (would it have been so difficult to find some Mancunians for that?)

To be fair to McLean, he’s alright really. Can be funny.

The others are either shite or over-enthusiastic or just ask bland questions that nobody could give a shit about the answer to.

Why are there so many of them?

And who is this half-Cockney half-Mancunian guy with the stupid put on accent who narrates the videos these days? “Our” has never been said by any Mancunian like this fake Cockney wannabe says it. Fuck him off n’all!

Just give the gig to McLean and get rid of all the rest of them.
Click to expand...

Just add Cheeseman with McLean though,get rid of all other clowns immediately
 
The acoustics have generally been so awful where I sit that I never hear much of him at the match but he was pretty awful yesterday.
 
Psychedelic Casual said:
They’re all terrible!

Huge Ferret
Natasha Spike
Danzone Fanny
Wingspan
Bitty McLean
The two Southerners that were on the buses yesterday (would it have been so difficult to find some Mancunians for that?)

To be fair to McLean, he’s alright really. Can be funny.

The others are either shite or over-enthusiastic or just ask bland questions that nobody could give a shit about the answer to.

Why are there so many of them?

And who is this half-Cockney half-Mancunian guy with the stupid put on accent who narrates the videos these days? “Our” has never been said by any Mancunian like this fake Cockney wannabe says it. Fuck him off n’all!

Just give the gig to McLean and get rid of all the rest of them.
Click to expand...
Danzone Fanny's performance at Brighton was cringey as fuck!
 
They will all be back next season, sponsored by Dairylea. Pure cheese.

That’s what the club wants.
 
Psychedelic Casual said:
They’re all terrible!

Huge Ferret
Natasha Spike
Danzone Fanny
Wingspan
Bitty McLean
The two Southerners that were on the buses yesterday (would it have been so difficult to find some Mancunians for that?)

To be fair to McLean, he’s alright really. Can be funny.

The others are either shite or over-enthusiastic or just ask bland questions that nobody could give a shit about the answer to.

Why are there so many of them?

And who is this half-Cockney half-Mancunian guy with the stupid put on accent who narrates the videos these days? “Our” has never been said by any Mancunian like this fake Cockney wannabe says it. Fuck him off n’all!

Just give the gig to McLean and get rid of all the rest of them.
Click to expand...
Bit harsh on Natalie and Danny, they were given more prominent roles originally precisely because people were saying they wanted more proper Blues involved, they aren't professionals, just amateurs doing their best.

Ferret is just a typical smarmy, grating MC who thinks he's a cu(n)t above the rest. McLean can be funny at times but also some of his digs are flatter than a stale pancake, Wedderburn would be my pick.
 
Psychedelic Casual said:
They’re all terrible!

Huge Ferret
Natasha Spike
Danzone Fanny
Wingspan
Bitty McLean
The two Southerners that were on the buses yesterday (would it have been so difficult to find some Mancunians for that?)

To be fair to McLean, he’s alright really. Can be funny.

The others are either shite or over-enthusiastic or just ask bland questions that nobody could give a shit about the answer to.

Why are there so many of them?

And who is this half-Cockney half-Mancunian guy with the stupid put on accent who narrates the videos these days? “Our” has never been said by any Mancunian like this fake Cockney wannabe says it. Fuck him off n’all!

Just give the gig to McLean and get rid of all the rest of them.
Click to expand...

The commentary on the videos of late has been horrendous Why not use the original David Trelfall, or at least a true Manc?
 
I bet Hugh’s Agent is on the phone right now to City, fighting Hugh’s corner.
 
Last edited:
lancs blue said:
Bit harsh on Natalie and Danny, they were given more prominent roles originally precisely because people were saying they wanted more proper Blues involved, they aren't professionals, just amateurs doing their best.

Ferret is just a typical smarmy, grating MC who thinks he's a cu(n)t above the rest. McLean can be funny at times but also some of his digs are flatter than a stale pancake, Wedderburn would be my pick.
Click to expand...
As much a we like blue Mike - he wasn't great last yr.
McLean is consistently good and I think the players would respond a lot better.
 
He was pushing the case for Sergio being banned after the West Ham game in City square a few years ago, who was then given a 3 game ban in retrospect and was then out for the derby away.

Not sure why they had him back after that.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Unread Posts

Don't have an account? Register now and see fewer ads!

SIGN UP
Back
Top