I know this is going to sound like that Monty Python sketch but here goes:
Remember when MOTD only had one game and you could not record it.
Granada had Sunday afternoon football but if you wanted to watch it you had to swear blind you loved something like The Waltons that was on before cos if your Ma got watching 7 Brides for 7 Brothers on BBC1 you were doomed.
A single cost a weeks spends and you would put it on the player that then dropped your next few discs on top of it, not great for sound quality. No Spotify or YouTube etc
FIFA 22 Vs Striker or Subutteo (a common injury for Striker players was their head and leg fell off)
Cycle helmets and Elbow and knee pads Vs MRI Casualty Dept
All inclusive summer holidays in the sun Vs Robin Hood camp in drizzly Rhyl.
Singing YNWA on the Kippax with my silk scarf tied round my arm Vs Etihad corporate hospitality, OK not everything's better.
I could go on, but the nurse is coming with my medication