I’m a FoC it’s official

Don't worry dickhead, you'll have the minesweeper boot in about 3 or 4 weeks and you'll be far more mobile then.
Well as long as I don't come over and NDJ you anyway :)
You're lucky, I'm fairly pacifist in this time and era. Unless you're Russian. Want a fucking go at those fascist murdering raping cunts.
Crutch in my right arm with a broken left leg takes a bit of getting used to.
 
Crutch in my right arm with a broken left leg takes a bit of getting used to.
Weight on the crutch with the left leg, weight on the right side on the next step.
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Weight on the crutch with the left leg, weight on the right side on the next step.
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I can walk about 20 yards with the clutch now, letting me out a bit tomorrow so Wilmslow for lunch in the wheelchair, I’ll be like Andy in little Britain ;-) thanks to BMR and MCvStoke for popping in this afternoon cheered me up.
 
I can walk about 20 yards with the clutch now, letting me out a bit tomorrow so Wilmslow for lunch in the wheelchair, I’ll be like Andy in little Britain ;-) thanks to BMR and MCvStoke for popping in this afternoon cheered me up.
Imagine how far you’ll be able to walk when you can get yourself into gear.
 
I’ll know I‘m a FOC when I book my first Saga holiday or go on a Danube river cruise.

F*ck it, I’m off to Magaluf next Summer, 37 years after the first time I went when I was 18. :-)
 
I can walk about 20 yards with the clutch now, letting me out a bit tomorrow so Wilmslow for lunch in the wheelchair, I’ll be like Andy in little Britain ;-) thanks to BMR and MCvStoke for popping in this afternoon cheered me up.
You looked a lot better today than when i first saw you mate. Keep your spirit up, you'll soon be out.
 
Went to the barbers yesterday, the guy was a lunatic....it was like a scene from a charity event, I've not had too much on top for a few years but one movement with his trimmer and I had a stripe of scalp.

I've now got shorter hair than I've ever had and stubble on the top....fucking lunatic he was.

Still I had the last laugh as he charged me OAP rate.....fucking lunatic.
 
Went to the barbers yesterday, the guy was a lunatic....it was like a scene from a charity event, I've not had too much on top for a few years but one movement with his trimmer and I had a stripe of scalp.

I've now got shorter hair than I've ever had and stubble on the top....fucking lunatic he was.

Still I had the last laugh as he charged me OAP rate.....fucking lunatic.
They’ve got a hairdresser in the home, think I’ll be giving that a miss, probably end up with a fucking blue rinse :-)
 

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