I am a bigger City fan than you because.......

[mad4city]

I invented the inflatable banana*.



















*A complete accident, by the way. Trust me. You DO NOt want to know what I was doing at the time...

 

[Tricky_Trev]

My shit is sky blue, cos all I eat is sky blue food.

Do you live off spearmint flavour Soft Mints? ;) Is it true that "excessive consumption may cause laxative effects"? I've never tested it myself.

 

[fbloke]

My shit is sky blue, cos all I eat is sky blue food.

Do you live off spearmint flavour Soft Mints? ;) Is it true that "excessive consumption may cause laxative effects"? I've never tested it myself.

Thats only the sugar free version.

Simply adding lots of blue food colouring to porridge helps balance the diet.

As well as large amount of Thomas the Tank Engine birthday cake.

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

I was the last person to leave the kippax on the last day of standing

 

[Lee-ManCity]

i have a big inflatable banana..

 

[Blue Mist]

My Dad sez so and he's bigger than your dad so there .......nerghhhhh with nobs on. plus 6 no more included

 

[Freestyler]

I've played 90 minutes on the pitch and scored a goal, and ran towards my seat and celebrated and did a slide and looked at my seat as if there was a crowd there :)

 

[Matt Diablo]

cant talk for 24rs after a defeat...

 

[C_T_I_D]

....I stole your shoes and sold them on e-bay to raise money for my season ticket and got away with it. I am also in the process of holding my breathe until we win a trophy. 22 years and I'm still here! Kiam will also tell you so, and I know Shadygiz who once got prodded with a banana.

Please note: No shoes were stolen in the making of this post. Please do not track me down and ask for your shoes back as I sold them to the chinese man who made your City shirt. Fair trade in my opinion! I believe he took them on the Chinese version of Deal or No Deal and used them as a lucky charm!

(sorry, i'm in a random mood)

 

[C_T_I_D]

cant talk for 24rs after a defeat...

You'd be fucking good in a sponsored silence then given your support during the Stuart Pearce era! Plenty of fucking practice!