I am afraid of lawn mowers and strimmers are the work of the devil.

[grant1977]

Cotton wool

 

[Pam]

Cotton wool

Agreed. Cotton wool is undeniably evil,

 

[Pam]

Dogs for me, not your small yapping ones but the powerful ones.

Only a couple of weeks ago I was attacked by an Alsatian when I was on a walk and still only recovering from it.

We need to kill them all.

 

[Bill Walker]

What is your most ridiculous fear?

An 8cm worm living in my brain.

 

[oakiecokie]

Have you thought of waxing instead? ;)

Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa very good.

 

[oakiecokie]

Being cremated alive because nobody heard me knocking on the coffin lid

The old joke springs to mind.
"Knock, knock"
"Who`s there"
"Grandad"
"For fucks sake stop the funeral"

 

[Pam]

A few years ago, I used to see adverts at the bottom of Bluemoon with links to articles with warnings about touching a poisonous plant that caused holes in the skin and the picture looked like this

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Proper gives me the eebyjeebies

A few years ago, I used to see adverts at the bottom of Bluemoon with links to articles with warnings about touching a poisonous plant that caused holes in the skin and the picture looked like this

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Proper gives me the eebyjeebies

Oh ffs. Now I wish I was dead.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Dying a long debilitating painful death - just get it over and done with. Other than that I have no fears other than heights - at some stage things are gonna happen but thats in the future bother about it now

 

[TonyM]

Toilet paper.

Do your bit for global warming by just getting stuck in au naturale but most of all, just have fun!

 

[Nellies left peg]

Being cremated alive because nobody heard me knocking on the coffin lid

Surely they’d see your torchlight :-)