Can someone tell me when being cool suddenly meant dressing like a female smackhead from the 70's, pretending to like cock, wearing whatever some stupid little wankstain fashion designer with a fake Glasweigen accent has told me will make me look different, pretending to be interested in poetry and philosophy in order to seem different and sensitive, idolising some plastic hero of the working class and quoting them so as to hide the fact that your arse is so far up your own arse you could massage your arsehole with the lower part of your spine, wearing pink and being eccentric for the sake of eccentricty?
Does it mean i'm not cool then if i think that actually makes you a bit of a prick?