I hate all TV adverts-Getting silly now

[scotty123]

If I want to watch a programme these days, I record it then fast forward through the adverts. In a typical hour slot, there can be up to 25 minutes of adverts.

Also, if I do have to watch the programme "live", whenever the adverts come on, and you channel hop, all the other bloody channels are showing adverts!!

While I'm on a role, the adverts that really piss me off are those where they firstly talk about something, which then has nothing to do with the product being advertised, even remotely.

And don't get me started on the ambulance chaser ads!

Rant over, Mr. Angry.

25 mins in an hour is outrageous, i know the BBC dont have adverts but even they have started advertising their own programmes for 5 mins at a time, i want my licence fee back !!! Mr Angry of Urmston

 

[stonerblue]

Any advert that annoys you has done its job.

 

[Chris in London]

Dunno if anyone watched Broadchurch on Monday night, but the series has been really well received and has spawned loads of advetising revenue for ITV. So much so that they ended up cutting a scene (which they later released on facebook ffs) so they could get more adverts in.

That said, it wasn't a very good scene.

One which pisses Mrs P off is the Secret Escapes holidays ad, with those two posh fuckers on it.

'who were you talking too, darling?'

Me mate, she was talking to me about how she wants my ample sized length up her tight, posh little shitter.

Got you, you fucker.

You

(a) admit there is a written agenda between FIFA, UEFA, Michel Platini, the FA, the media (except Mike Wedderburn), the Premier League and the referees association which was PERSONALLY drawn up by the pisscan to prevent City's charge to world domination, and

(b) invite corky to your wedding

or Mrs P is getting sight of this post.

 

[x_BluePrincess_x]

I like the accident helpline advert.
Just for the fact my 10month old daughter dances to it and giggles.
Xx

 

[scotty123]

Dunno if anyone watched Broadchurch on Monday night, but the series has been really well received and has spawned loads of advetising revenue for ITV. So much so that they ended up cutting a scene (which they later released on facebook ffs) so they could get more adverts in.

That said, it wasn't a very good scene.

One which pisses Mrs P off is the Secret Escapes holidays ad, with those two posh fuckers on it.

'who were you talking too, darling?'

Me mate, she was talking to me about how she wants my ample sized length up her tight, posh little shitter.

Got you, you fucker.

You

(a) admit there is a written agenda between FIFA, UEFA, Michel Platini, the FA, the media (except Mike Wedderburn), the Premier League and the referees association which was PERSONALLY drawn up by the pisscan to prevent City's charge to world domination, and

(b) invite corky to your wedding

or Mrs P is getting sight of this post.

Blackmail in the Cellar, goodness gracious whatever next

 

[Chris in London]

Dunno if anyone watched Broadchurch on Monday night, but the series has been really well received and has spawned loads of advetising revenue for ITV. So much so that they ended up cutting a scene (which they later released on facebook ffs) so they could get more adverts in.

That said, it wasn't a very good scene.

One which pisses Mrs P off is the Secret Escapes holidays ad, with those two posh fuckers on it.

'who were you talking too, darling?'

Me mate, she was talking to me about how she wants my ample sized length up her tight, posh little shitter.

Got you, you fucker.

You

(a) admit there is a written agenda between FIFA, UEFA, Michel Platini, the FA, the media (except Mike Wedderburn), the Premier League and the referees association which was PERSONALLY drawn up by the pisscan to prevent City's charge to world domination, and

(b) invite corky to your wedding

or Mrs P is getting sight of this post.

Blackmail in the Cellar, goodness gracious whatever next

rubbish, that's not blackmail.

Just a frank discussion of his options.

 

[scotty123]

Dunno if anyone watched Broadchurch on Monday night, but the series has been really well received and has spawned loads of advetising revenue for ITV. So much so that they ended up cutting a scene (which they later released on facebook ffs) so they could get more adverts in.

That said, it wasn't a very good scene.




Got you, you fucker.

You

(a) admit there is a written agenda between FIFA, UEFA, Michel Platini, the FA, the media (except Mike Wedderburn), the Premier League and the referees association which was PERSONALLY drawn up by the pisscan to prevent City's charge to world domination, and

(b) invite corky to your wedding

or Mrs P is getting sight of this post.

Blackmail in the Cellar, goodness gracious whatever next

rubbish, that's not blackmail.

Just a frank discussion of his options.

I would bow to your demands on option ''a''
On ''b'' you cant have a man in purple corduroy pants fucking up your wedding photos.

 

[Chris in London]

Blackmail in the Cellar, goodness gracious whatever next

rubbish, that's not blackmail.

Just a frank discussion of his options.

I would bow to your demands on option ''a''
On ''b'' you cant have a man in purple corduroy pants fucking up your wedding photos.

He could take them off?

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

rubbish, that's not blackmail.

Just a frank discussion of his options.

I would bow to your demands on option ''a''
On ''b'' you cant have a man in purple corduroy pants fucking up your wedding photos.

He could take them off?

Like he did after the last bluemoon piss up?

 

[scotty123]

I would bow to your demands on option ''a''
On ''b'' you cant have a man in purple corduroy pants fucking up your wedding photos.

He could take them off?

Like he did after the last bluemoon piss up?

I seen them on but missed them off........thank fuck