I hate this newspaper

[harry the plumber]

With a bit of luck Sheikh Issa might bump into this rag bastard with a can of petrol.

 

[binzy m.cf.c]

cant wait for the day we take off.... i would tell these pathetic lazy cunts to fuck-off to verminville and ask that drunken old cnut ferguson how he feels about their legions of "fans" tossing off their yearly pilgrimage because they are winning jack-shit these days

 

[Smiffy]

Tell me Michael Calvin(mirror columnist) is Fergie's cock salty all the way down you red ****...............

 

[Blue>Red]

worse than the sun

 

[True_Blue69]

Here you go, ring the prick and keep him awake all night...

Michael Calvin (Director)
'Broomwood'
Higher Rads End
Eversholt
MK17 9ED

Tel: 01525 280 182
Mob: 07900 137033

E-mail: mike@integr8communications.com

 

[Barry Conlons wig]

Re: I fucking hate this bastard newspaper

Translation: We're shitting the Summer transfer window because you may sign Carlos Tevez who the rags cannot afford and quite a few more class players who are in your 'price range' if indeed one exists for us! All deals subject to manager at helm.

an adjustment to your translation i think you miss read it: We're shitting the every transfer window from now on because you may sign Carlos Tevez who the rags cannot afford and never will be able to cause there in more debt than every other prem club put together, infact they couldn't even afford a new programme seller and shit loads of class players who are in your 'price range'(WHO ISN'T) if indeed one exists for us!