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sixlashes

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Why dont we buy a big fuck off LION from chester zoo,we could put a chain (about 25yds long)on it and tie it to the centre circle,nobody would go near it it would only cost about 10 grand and our midfield would be sorted? sound daft? SO DOES £500,000 A GAME the worlds gone fuckin mad.........
 
sixlashes said:
Why dont we buy a big fuck off LION from chester zoo,we could put a chain (about 25yds long)on it and tie it to the centre circle,nobody would go near it it would only cost about 10 grand and our midfield would be sorted? sound daft? SO DOES £500,000 A GAME the worlds gone fuckin mad.........

WUM
 
Everyone knows lions have poor vision when it comes to finding a pass. Poor idea
Bang him up frong instead
 
sixlashes said:
Why dont we buy a big fuck off LION from chester zoo,we could put a chain (about 25yds long)on it and tie it to the centre circle,nobody would go near it it would only cost about 10 grand and our midfield would be sorted? sound daft? SO DOES £500,000 A GAME the worlds gone fuckin mad.........

If a camel face can get £125,000 a week then pay the lion what it wants!!
 
sixlashes said:
Why dont we buy a big fuck off LION from chester zoo,we could put a chain (about 25yds long)on it and tie it to the centre circle,nobody would go near it it would only cost about 10 grand and our midfield would be sorted? sound daft? SO DOES £500,000 A GAME the worlds gone fuckin mad.........

fuckinell lashes your obviously out of touch with current pricing in the animal trade, when we were smashing the transfer record for the likes of trevor francis a good lion even in them days was at least 15k.

we would have to offer chester the best part of 300k to whet their appetites for such an audacios bid!!
 

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