quiet_riot
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a very itchy ring today.
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Blue4ever85
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Nice one mate.....
quiet_riot said:a very itchy ring today.
It's cos you haven't wiped properly. Or you have piles and they have decided to pop down for a visit, bringing an unwanted present of shit with them.
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stony said:quiet_riot said:a very itchy ring today.
It's cos you haven't wiped properly. Or you have piles and they have decided to pop down for a visit, bringing an unwanted present of shit with them.
That made me cry laughing.
Just got a bollocking off the manager for laughing like that though.....
quiet_riot
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Cheers Stony. Nice to know you're thinking about my ring's welfare.
stonerblue
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quiet_riot said:a very itchy ring today.
congratulations
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don't overlook the possibility of having threadworms. They lay their eggs round your ring at night. Itch like buggery (so I'm told!)
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denislawsbackheel said:don't overlook the possibility of having threadworms. They lay their eggs round your ring at night. Itch like buggery (so I'm told!)
You have threadworm. Own up.
quiet_riot
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Meh, I think it was just a passing phase.
never heard a stool called a phase before must be realy posh where you come from...quiet_riot said:Meh, I think it was just a passing phase.
johnmc
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A stool? Thats rather posh also.
Known as a turd, crap or shit round our way
Known as a turd, crap or shit round our way
I like to go up in the world--I;m off now for a phase.....loljohnmc said:A stool? Thats rather posh also.
Known as a turd, crap or shit round our way
johnmc said:A stool? Thats rather posh also.
Known as a turd, crap or shit round our way
I wouldn't want to pass a stool, imagine it coming out breeched and one of the legs getting stuck.
Simon Le Tom
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My arse gets a bit itchy sometimes when i need a poo, i set up shop for 10minutes n it goes. I'm putting this down to being poo related, Pete.
quiet_riot
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i8therags said:never heard a stool called a phase before must be realy posh where you come from...quiet_riot said:Meh, I think it was just a passing phase.
Either my sarcasm detector is broken, or you really missed it.