I heard this on durham's show last night...

[Seosa]

True apparently.

A Couple used to like playing tricks on each other. Recently, the woman recorded the lottery numbers, and bought a ticket with the numbers from the week before and gave them to her husband for his birthday. After seeing the 'numbers', he celebrates etc, and his wife asks him what they're going to do. He replies, 'Well, im leaving you and running off with my secretary, ive been havin it off with her for two years!'

The wife then reveals the prank she had pulled. Marriage over.

 

[mcfc_die_hard]

OMG if that is true thats fuckin hilarious!!!!!!!!

 

[gordo eddie]

That story started the third week of the Lottery .
Good story ,but it is an Urban Myth ,cos it was my mates mates wife.

 

[bluereddish]

Best one is this:-

Bloke says to wife "What would you do if I won the Lottery?" She replied, "Well, I'd take half the money and then I'd leave you." To which he retorted "Heres a fiver, now fcuk off!!"