I know its terrible but........

[henrythedogcity]

He's big, he's quick, his names a porno flick Emmanuel, Emmanuel
*Shamelessly stolen from Arsenal fans a few years back

very good

 

[mammutly]

Hows about this for the new Adebayor song. Sand to the tune of Tevez......

He was'nt happy at Arsenal, Ade-bayor,
He was'nt happy at Arsenal, Ade-bayor,
But now he plays in city's blue,
He'll love it here and score loads too,
A - de - ba - yor, city's star stirker!

I know its not fantastic, but as Im not really the creative type, I pride myself with this, haha. What ya think?

it starts off not so good,

tails off in the middle,

and the least said about the ending the better !

but apart from that , not bad.

dont try stepping on fucking egg shells it was shite haha

Wasn't quite up to shite standard IMO. More 'total shite' level

;-)

 

[WillS]

"Your threads are shite, they keep me up all night, up all night"

Adapted lyrics from Married with Children by Oasis

 

[bumbleblue]

I'm sick of hearing the same tune with different words, howz about we be original lads?

I'm currently working on a little ditty to Beethoven's Fifth in C Minor, I'm sure it'll catch on.

Thats it! You know Bom Bom Bom BBBBOMMMMMM

Ad Deb ay OORRR Ad Deb ay OORR Adebayor adebayor adebayor. Bit repetitive but we would remember the words and the tune is one everyone knows!

 

[BlueGeorge]

Hows about this for the new Adebayor song. Sand to the tune of Tevez......

He was'nt happy at Arsenal, Ade-bayor,
He was'nt happy at Arsenal, Ade-bayor,
But now he plays in city's blue,
He'll love it here and score loads too,
A - de - ba - yor, city's star stirker!

I know its not fantastic, but as Im not really the creative type, I pride myself with this, haha. What ya think?

it starts off not so good,

tails off in the middle,

and the least said about the ending the better !

but apart from that , not bad.

added to the fact that he can't spell 'wasn't', then yes, it's great.