I never get any PMs

[DelToro]

Worried about something you told Karen in a pm?

One person might be but not him ;)

My third nipple is not weird!!

But your second arsehole truly is.

 

[kaz7]

Worried about something you told Karen in a pm?

One person might be but not him ;)

My third nipple is not weird!!

The other thing is though :)

 

[aguero93:20]

Let's hope you don't get them mixed up then.

Worried about something you told Karen in a pm?

One person might be but not him ;)

*frantically searches through sent messages, applies for super-injunction*

 

[dronefromsector7g]

Worried about something you told Karen in a pm?

One person might be but not him ;)

*frantically searches through sent messages, applies for super-injunction*

You've not been shagging Giggs have you?

 

[kaz7]

Worried about something you told Karen in a pm?

One person might be but not him ;)

*frantically searches through sent messages, applies for super-injunction*

I will never reveal you have the biggest togger on the planet,promise

 

[aguero93:20]

One person might be but not him ;)

*frantically searches through sent messages, applies for super-injunction*

You've not been shagging Giggs have you?

No, sending Ashley Cole pictures of my cock.

 

[jimharri]

One person might be but not him ;)

*frantically searches through sent messages, applies for super-injunction*

I will never reveal you have the biggest togger on the planet,promise

The biggest what?

 

[kaz7]

*frantically searches through sent messages, applies for super-injunction*

I will never reveal you have the biggest togger on the planet,promise

The biggest what?

Code word for his rather unfortunate condition

 

[Blue Mist]

Let's hope you don't get them mixed up then.

Worried about something you told Karen in a pm?

One person might be but not him ;)

Now that is a proper put down, thanks.

I can almost hear the way you said 'but not him'

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

What do people say in them, anyway? You're all talking about me, aren't you? I hate you.

They say things like "Stop starting shit threads".

Funnily enough, I received one of them recently.....

I assume it must have been sent to the wrong person, because it couldn't possibly have been meant for me.....