I prefer foreign women to British women

[scotty123]

First wife was half Italian...fiery
Second wife is part Russian Jewish...mad as a box of frogs

 

[Beswick Prize Bands Big Drum]

I'm starting to find Eastern European women a good proposition. They're usually stunning but also no nonsense in their attitude. My neighbour married a Hungarian and she's exactly like that. He can take her up the pub etc.

Can he take her up anywhere else

 

[DelToro]

First wife was half Italian...fiery
Second wife is part Russian Jewish...mad as a box of frogs

Has she occupied Crimea yet?

 

[jimharri]

I'm starting to find Eastern European women a good proposition. They're usually stunning but also no nonsense in their attitude. My neighbour married a Hungarian and she's exactly like that. He can take her up the pub etc.

Can he take her up anywhere else

The Arsenal on a saturday afternoon?

 

[idahoblues]

I don't care where they're from, they just have to be athletic and enjoy doing outdoor things..camping, fishing, boating, skiing and of course fuckin'. Nothing like nailing a bird in the sunshine, breeze gently blowing around your balls, the sound of the river going by and when a bug crawls up their ass it has a similar effect to telling them their sister was better... Hold on for the ride. Of course you then have a good excuse to stick things up their ass to look for what crawled up there

 

[Ancient Citizen]

I don't care where they're from, they just have to be athletic and enjoy doing outdoor things..camping, fishing, boating, skiing and of course fuckin'. Nothing like nailing a bird in the sunshine, breeze gently blowing around your balls, the sound of the river going by and when a bug crawls up their ass it has a similar effect to telling them their sister was better... Hold on for the ride. Of course you then have a good excuse to stick things up their ass to look for what crawled up there

Good to know romance isn't dead in the former colonies.

 

[scotty123]

First wife was half Italian...fiery
Second wife is part Russian Jewish...mad as a box of frogs

Has she occupied Crimea yet?

Not yet, no need to send in the Russkie army she could take it on her own

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

I don't care where they're from, they just have to be athletic and enjoy doing outdoor things..camping, fishing, boating, skiing and of course fuckin'. Nothing like nailing a bird in the sunshine, breeze gently blowing around your balls, the sound of the river going by and when a bug crawls up their ass it has a similar effect to telling them their sister was better... Hold on for the ride. Of course you then have a good excuse to stick things up their ass to look for what crawled up there

Fuck me - it's like John-Boy Walton on Viagra.
Even I didn't think shermans were as clichéd as this - The Last Picture Show as a template for modern living, with all the emotional maturity of Huckleberry Finn.
Anyone who thinks foreign women are a bowl of cherries should try living with one.

 

[Bill]

First wife was half Italian...fiery
Second wife is part Russian Jewish...mad as a box of frogs

My wife is from Gorton and she's both the above.

 

[mcmanus]

I don't care where they're from, they just have to be athletic and enjoy doing outdoor things..camping, fishing, boating, skiing and of course fuckin'. Nothing like nailing a bird in the sunshine, breeze gently blowing around your balls, the sound of the river going by and when a bug crawls up their ass it has a similar effect to telling them their sister was better... Hold on for the ride. Of course you then have a good excuse to stick things up their ass to look for what crawled up there

Just pump & dump.