I remember when we were that abysmal..

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I was holidaying in France some time back - the Mancini/Pellegrini days - and went into a Decathlon. We had TWO full displays to the Rags' one. I left things as they were.

 

[stonerblue]

Being 3 up at half time wasn't enough...

 

[Brewster's millions]

The joke about Stephen Milligan MP, and the police not disclosing that he was wearing a City shirt as well when they found him in order to avoid embarrassing his family.

A bit dark but it captured the mood pretty well.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Maybe not the lowest point, but I frequently look back on the one game where we were so awful that some of us actually convinced ourselves that David James would score.

We lived in hope for so many years.

 

[citymad]

Steve Coppell....that says it all.

 

[BrianW]

It's hard to remember just how bad we were.
If City now put out their weakest 11 senior players and had a bad day at the office it would still be 1970 Brazil compared to what we used to endure. I must admit, I sometimes lose that sense of perspective. You do become accustomed to quality and it's easy to end up as entitled as a Red Scouser or a Rag.

 

[PistonBlue]

We were obviously quite terrible at times, but following City away regularly in the 90's was some of the best days I've ever had as a Blue. Shite on the pitch but fucking brilliant off it.

 

[BrianW]

We were obviously quite terrible at times, but following City away regularly in the 90's was some of the best days I've ever had as a Blue. Shite on the pitch but fucking brilliant off it.

I agree. You just needed the right mentality. You could have a great laugh. The glory-hunting brigade could not have hacked it though. I often wonder what the Red Scouse fans would be like if they were in the second tier for several years and were getting stuffed by Stoke, Rotherham and Barnsley on a regular basis. I have this odd feeling there would be an endless whine from Murkeyside so loud it could be heard inside a chip shop in Cleethorpes. So many fans follow a team to bathe in the reflected glory, but following a shit team is another level again.

 

[threespires]

I see your Martyn Margetson, and I'll raise you a Martin 'Buster' Phillips "The first £10M player" or something like that

If we are going for a top trumps approach then I give you Lee Bradbury at £3M, a then record signing I think.

For whatever reason there is something about an inept or out of luck striker that makes me despair more any other position. Whereas a player like the Mangler would just induce dread and/or make me chuckle, it was the likes of Bradbury, Conlon, Corradi, Bony, [insert personal favourite here] that would leave me with my head in my hands thinking why do I bother. Even some of the better ones would do my head in: nearly 20 years later I still have residual rage about Anelka's utter inability to convert one on ones with the keeper.

 

[sheikmedick]

If we are going for a top trumps approach then I give you Lee Bradbury at £3M, a then record signing I think.

For whatever reason there is something about an inept or out of luck striker that makes me despair more any other position. Whereas a player like the Mangler would just induce dread and/or make me chuckle, it was the likes of Bradbury, Conlon, Corradi, Bony, [insert personal favourite here] that would leave me with my head in my hands thinking why do I bother. Even some of the better ones would do my head in: nearly 20 years later I still have residual rage about Anelka's utter inability to convert one on ones with the keeper.

What about that bloke we paid £5m for under keegan.I went to Preston pre season and he got a hat trick on his debut,
Then never heard of him again.Think he was an argie or Uruguayan?