I think I have killed my girlfriends dog.

[rushts]

Hitler? Leibnitz? Ferdinand Porsche? Horst Buchholz?

No I have just googled it, it was Beethoven. He can't even be arsed finishing that symphony, lazy sod.


(and by the way you spoilt my punchline, you were meant to sensibly post Karl Heinz Rumminegge ? and I was going to reply...no I was thinking of Hitler. So thanks very much.)

There's only one thing for it. You're going to have to arrange a fight behind Carpetrite tomorrow after its shut. Joke ruining, intentional or not, isnot acceptable.

Go for somewhere neutral like DFS.

 

[Blue Mist]

Fair do's. I hereby challenge hackney slim to knuckles behind the DFS shop in town. No excuses (got to be in by 8, mam wont let me stay out etc etc)
The winner gets the joke.


Sorry got to go now, me mam says it's way past my bed time and I've got school ergh college in the morning.

 

[hackneyslim]

No I have just googled it, it was Beethoven. He can't even be arsed finishing that symphony, lazy sod.


(and by the way you spoilt my punchline, you were meant to sensibly post Karl Heinz Rumminegge ? and I was going to reply...no I was thinking of Hitler. So thanks very much.)

There's only one thing for it. You're going to have to arrange a fight behind Carpetrite tomorrow after its shut. Joke ruining, intentional or not, isnot acceptable.

Go for somewhere neutral like DFS.

KHR was my next guess, honest. Anyway, I can't make Carpetrite tomorrow as I live about 1000 miles away and I am a big pussy. Please accept my apologies in the meantime.

But it was Schubert, not Beethoven.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Make sure you wait longer than half an hour for him, you know what the traffic can get like.

 

[Bibinho]

Some right tea bags on here, why the fuck would anyone give a fredo to a dog, was he licking it off your bellend as your missus was away!

Inconsiderate arsehole!

 

[Chris in London]

Is this right? The OP gave the dog a box of chocolate frogs and now it's croaked?

 

[royle]

Is this right? The OP gave the dog a box of chocolate frogs and now it's croaked?

No,Josh Blue gave Stilsey a BJ behind Halfords and he choked.

 

[Crouchinho]

Although the thread is a windup, I don't think the OP is going to Winalot of fans

 

[Stillsy]

Josh please explain to me as potentially a future moderated of this forum why on earth I would come to meet you for a fight?

 

[Pigeonho]

Josh please explain to me as potentially a future moderated of this forum why on earth I would come to meet you for a fight?

Cos you're Die_Hard and you like to die hard?

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

Why do people get so angry, it's only the internet.

Even if he is lying, so fucking what ?

Do you not understand how serious the internet is?

 

[Josh Blue]

Josh please explain to me as potentially a future moderated of this forum why on earth I would come to meet you for a fight?

Stop fucking ringing me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Latics Fan SJK]

Josh please explain to me as potentially a future moderated of this forum why on earth I would come to meet you for a fight?

Stop fucking ringing me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the fuck is going on between you two?

Person A pretends they've killed a dog
Person A then says they haven't killed a dog
Person B arranges to meet Person A to fight him
Person A refuses to turn up to fight Person B
Person A asks Person B why he would want to fight Person B
Person B accuses Person A of harassing phone calls

Now, either you both know eachother or, it's time for the favourite Cat meme...

 

[foreverablue18]

Time to bring out the popcorn cat *puts tin hat on*

 

[york away to this!]

Josh please explain to me as potentially a future moderated of this forum why on earth I would come to meet you for a fight?

Stop fucking rimming me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Skip Donoghue]

Only just seen this thread and I knew this thread was bull shit from the off....as there's no way the OP has a bird...not a fucking chance

 

[LittleStan]

Only just seen this thread and I knew this thread was bull shit from the off....as there's no way the OP has a bird...not a fucking chance

very true but the cod might.

 

[BlueTG]

Only just seen this thread and I knew this thread was bull shit from the off....as there's no way the OP has a bird...not a fucking chance

You'd be suprised, some women may fall for his bullshit ;)

 

[The Flash]

Josh please explain to me as potentially a future moderated of this forum why on earth I would come to meet you for a fight?

Stop fucking ringing me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the fuck is going on between you two?

Person A pretends they've killed a dog
Person A then says they haven't killed a dog
Person B arranges to meet Person A to fight him
Person A refuses to turn up to fight Person B
Person A asks Person B why he would want to fight Person B
Person B accuses Person A of harassing phone calls

Now, either you both know eachother or, it's time for the favourite Cat meme...

They do know each other. I can vouch they are both terrible at Fifa.

Edit: I may be confusing Stillsy with Bibinho9. But no doubt this fact will be ignored and my comment will cause a ruckus.

 

[BlueTG]

Stop fucking ringing me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the fuck is going on between you two?

Person A pretends they've killed a dog
Person A then says they haven't killed a dog
Person B arranges to meet Person A to fight him
Person A refuses to turn up to fight Person B
Person A asks Person B why he would want to fight Person B
Person B accuses Person A of harassing phone calls

Now, either you both know eachother or, it's time for the favourite Cat meme...

They do know each other. I can vouch they are both terrible at Fifa.

Edit: I may be confusing Stillsy with Bibinho9. But no doubt this fact will be ignored and my comment will cause a ruckus.

Is Josh Blue the one who murdered his cat in FIFA rage, or am I mistaken?