I think I might lick her...

[Pigeonho]

Been watching the Good Food channel for sometime now. There's this one woman on it, former politicians daughter, cracking top bollocks, curvy figure and an arse to die for. Incase anyone knows her I will change her name to Nigellica. Not sure if she feels the same way, and I don't want to put our culinary relationship at risk but, well. I think I might lick her. What should I do?

 

[Stillsy]

Smash her back doors in lad

 

[Timmmmahhhh]

Maybe you should go in the front while a mate eases through the backdoor, hoping she doesn't notice?

 

[cyclops]

Please tell me it isn't Carol Thatcher.

 

[johnmc]

Wouldnt lick her out of bed

 

[smartmcfc]

I really hope you're not in your first year at Uni. You really do not need this added complication at such a busy, stressful period of your life.

 

[Rorz88]

Lol, Just go for it, not lick shes your BESTTT mate or anything ;)

 

[mat]

Merrilees Parker?

 

[tueartsboots]

so you've moved on from window licking to tv licking?

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Try wiping your finger around the mixing bowl before going for the cake tin.