I want to buy a Blue dinner.

[Rosler1985]

In my weird hungover mood I want to buy a Blue a takeaway of his/her choosing tonight. I'll Just Eat It and get it delivered to your door.

The competition is, I want to hear the most weirdest or awkward situation you've ever been in, all posts by 5pm considered.

Want to cheer a Blue up after yesterday, whilst he eats free food, whilst Chelsea dry fuck the Rags. :-)

 

[worsleyweb]

Once in a dim and distant past i was cleaning the windows of the insde of an old peoples home - i didnt think anyone was in the room. turned round to see a 104 year old naked chinese woman who gave out some sort of death rattle and fell over legs akimbo and twatted her head on a table, stone cold knocked out two helpers / nurses came running in and i stood there 19 years old shammy leather in hand. Felt a bit of a difficult moment at the time,

if you have never seen a 104 year old naked chinese growler you havent lived.

Shell be 123 now.

 

[2sheikhs]

In my weird hungover mood I want to buy a Blue a takeaway of his/her choosing tonight. I'll Just Eat It and get it delivered to your door.

The competition is, I want to hear the most weirdest or awkward situation you've ever been in, all posts by 5pm considered.

Want to cheer a Blue up after yesterday, whilst he eats free food, whilst Chelsea dry fuck the Rags. :-)

You'll eat it then get it delivered?
I'm not sure I'd want it after you've eaten it, whichever end you're producing it from.

 

[nelsons willie]

In my weird hungover mood I want to buy a Blue a takeaway of his/her choosing tonight. I'll Just Eat It and get it delivered to your door.

The competition is, I want to hear the most weirdest or awkward situation you've ever been in, all posts by 5pm considered.

Want to cheer a Blue up after yesterday, whilst he eats free food, whilst Chelsea dry fuck the Rags. :-)

You'll eat it then get it delivered?
I'm not sure I'd want it after you've eaten it, whichever end you're producing it from.

He may have a dumping fetish.

 

[uwe28]

Catching a couple of downs syndromes having sex.Was about 15/16 playing footy my mates,no school must have been teacher training day or something.Anyway next to Dane bank school was Cromwell special needs school,kicking the footy about and the ball goes over a small mesh fence and with my Shit footwork I had to get the ball back.Jump over fence and hear grunting/groaning noises so looked over the small hill there and could see a lad going at like a rabbit and the lady making some wierd grunting noises.From what my mates mum told us a while later who helped out sometimes,they were always at it.

 

[Duvet Rosler]

if you have never seen a 104 year old naked chinese growler you havent lived.

Prefer Beef Chow Mein, myself.

 

[2sheikhs]

Catching a couple of downs syndromes having sex.Was about 15/16 playing footy my mates,no school must have been teacher training day or something.Anyway next to Dane bank school was Cromwell special needs school,kicking the footy about and the ball goes over a small mesh fence and with my Shit footwork I had to get the ball back.Jump over fence and hear grunting/groaning noises so looked over the small hill there and could see a lad going at like a rabbit and the lady making some wierd grunting noises.From what my mates mum told us a while later who helped out sometimes,they were always at it.

When you say she "helped out", I take it you mean as a dinner lady or something at the school. She didn't used to guide it in with a stick or anything like that?

 

[billfromthehill]

Did I ever tell you about the time I was banging this bird behind this fence when all of a sudden
This football come over the fence and erm well I ER oh never mind.















I wasn't hungry anyway.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

In my weird hungover mood I want to buy a Blue a takeaway of his/her choosing tonight. I'll Just Eat It and get it delivered to your door.

The competition is, I want to hear the most weirdest or awkward situation you've ever been in, all posts by 5pm considered.

Want to cheer a Blue up after yesterday, whilst he eats free food, whilst Chelsea dry fuck the Rags. :-)

cellarites beware: this one`s a feeder !

 

[Rosler1985]

In my weird hungover mood I want to buy a Blue a takeaway of his/her choosing tonight. I'll Just Eat It and get it delivered to your door.

The competition is, I want to hear the most weirdest or awkward situation you've ever been in, all posts by 5pm considered.

Want to cheer a Blue up after yesterday, whilst he eats free food, whilst Chelsea dry fuck the Rags. :-)

cellarites beware: this one`s a feeder !

As long as it keeps it away from the birds mouth.